Will I ever get another gf :( (1 Viewer)

[stazi]

One word: Fag

One word: penis.

 

[stazi]

absolutely nothing! so go slut yourself away until you dwindle into a state of meaningless and confusing existance where only sex can fill your insecurities and you will forever ponder the meaning of a loving relationship.
nah kiddin lol. but manwhores are lame, and so are...well, just whores in general, females too lol. respect, troopers! and not just for other people!

I'm not a namewhore dammit. I don't just have sexy-time with everyone (although when I'm drunk I'm all for one-nighters). I haven't even had many sexual partners (only four). I'm more of a kissing-girls whore. Kissing girls is great

hahahahahaa, you kinda look like ryan phillippe there.

hey babii, wanna layk date. I'm layk your age in that pic. Yr 10 reprezent.

omfreakinggoodness YEAH HE DOES!!11!!!

pity that guy was a total dropout after cruel intentions. hahaha but love his gf </3

wanna be my girlfriend then you could love yourself

 

[stazi]

One word: Vagina.

One word: wanna secks?

 

[stazi]

One word: Next Saturday.

 

[55078]

Two words: I'm there.

BITCH!!! I thought you were coming to my house for lesbian fondling?

 

[stazi]

Change of plans: i'm filming!

 

[55078]

Change of plans: i'm filming!

What is wrong with you!? As if you wouldn't want to join in!

 

[stazi]

I'm a capitalist. I could make some serious sxc money that i'd spend the profits on a tripod and then join in whilst taping. Then sell the sequel for a million dollars

 

[55078]

Blah blah blah whatever. Just admit that you're gay.

We love gays!

 

[stazi]

Oh awesome. *uses gay charms to sleep with girls*.

 

[55078]

Stop hiding behing this silly facade with all these silly jokes. It makes you seem even more obviously gay.

 

[stazi]

I never said that I wasn't gay.

 

[stazi]

oh, orsum. deal done.

 

[55078]

Awww yay. It's all so clear now.

 

[55078]

Yay for sex!

SLUT!!!!

 

[stazi]

zomg guyz, layk this is so offtopic. were meant to be discussing the topic at hand?! it iz of the upmost importance.
layk.

 

[stazi]

Of what? Ur banal idiocy and lame sense of humour? No, not at all.

lol. pwned.

 

[55078]

Stop fighting!

 

[55078]

Yeah, I want to be sexed by a junkie idiot slut, nothnx.

Haha she's not really a junkie or a slut. She's just very lame.

 

[55078]

But she is an idiot?!

Awwww she's lovely though. <3