Zoolander (2 Viewers)

[prima_donna]

The best dumb movie ever.

They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for (pauses) not us.

VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.

After that he goes, "Hey put that 'Hansel and Gretel' line in your article. I want people to know how funny I can be." LOL. And the scene where Derek unveils his magnum look was a classic! Simply because he's been working on it for almost a decade and it's exactly the same as all his other looks.

 

[kokeshi]

Fabulous movie. This movie is so damn quotable.

(after poking a girl with a pin)
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

(after spitting and spilling coffee all over his assistant)
Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Derek Zoolander : If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Hansel : Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

 

[FadeToBlack]

You think you're too cool for school? Well i've got news for you, Walter Kronkite
















you AREN'T

 

[cHe^gUeVaRa]

best.movie.ever.



i have it on dvd but mine doesn't have that!
i feel deprived

i feel for you i realli do, it is like funnier than the movie itself

 

[jhakka]

"But why male models?"
"What.... what, are you kidding? I just told you that..."

 

[FadeToBlack]

"But why male models?"
"What.... what, are you kidding? I just told you that..."

HAAHAHA yes, i forgot about that one

good form

 

[rumour]

They HAVE to make a sequel!!!!!!!!

 

[Fry]

a sequel would be awesome..long live Derek Zoolander!!

(Derek thanking the PM of Malaysia) "On behalf of world fashion, you're welcome, Mr. Prime Rib of Propecia."

"I'm sorry that I was born with this perfect bone structure, and that my hair looks better done up with gel than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it. All I ever wanted was to make you proud, pop."

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree."

 

[illin]

This is such a mad movie
one of the best!
And have u noticed that will farell always plays the gay guy in movies (Zoolander, Starksy&Hutch, etc..)

 

[rumour]

This is such a mad movie
one of the best!
And have u noticed that will farell always plays the gay guy in movies (Zoolander, Starksy&Hutch, etc..)

Mugatu wasn't gay !!!!!

 

[Beaky]

This is such a mad movie
one of the best!
And have u noticed that will farell always plays the gay guy in movies (Zoolander, Starksy&Hutch, etc..)

Na not in Night of the Roxbury...

 

[cHe^gUeVaRa]

And the scene where Derek unveils his magnum look was a classic! Simply because he's been working on it for almost a decade and it's exactly the same as all his other looks.

hahah no theres one major difference... does anyone know what it is???

NO... heres a clue...

WHAT CANT DEREK ZOOLANDER DO???

 

[Emily.]

hahah no theres one major difference... does anyone know what it is???

NO... heres a clue...

WHAT CANT DEREK ZOOLANDER DO???

HE CANT TURN LEFT!!!
omg i love that move
"freak gasoline fight accident"
"i feel like im takin CRAZY pills!"
"cough...cough...dad...i think im getting the black lung"
"merman dad! merman"
"what is this?!? a centre for ANTS??? it needs to be...at least.....three times that size!!!"
sorry if ive misquoted
theyre from memory
god l love that movie

 

[steph@nie]

Na not in Night of the Roxbury...

aaw.

night at the roxbury is a fucking great movie.

 

[prima_donna]

Will Ferrell was at his best in this movie.

I invented the piano key necktie. I INVENTED it. What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You've done nothing! NOTHING!

You wouldn't believe how many times I've used that line on people. I sound like a crazy nutcase and it totally freaks them out.

 

[christ_ine]

Hahaha, funniest movie ever.

MAGNUM!

 

[jhakka]

"You can Derelick my balls."
"I can Derelick my own balls, thank you!"

 

[Misturi]

Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel.

I love Will Ferrell.

The first time l saw it l thought he was Will Ferrell...but l wasn't quite sure untril l saw the credits...he rocks!

 

[thejosiekiller]

its such a great movie

 

[Misturi]

its such a great movie

Tis, l'm asking for it for Christmas.