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  1. Super King

    naturopathy strikes again

    To be stupid enough to undertake that kind of diet or believe any of that rubbish in the first place is enough to warrant her being labelled as retarded.
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    Australian Politics

    Well, we all know who is royally boned come next election.
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    This Check-out chick...

    Buy her chocolate and flowers, tell her her hair looks nice, and if she rejects you or acts weirded out sob uncontrollably in front of her and say your puppy died. She'll at least have to pity fuck you.
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    Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush

    Sometimes, I dream about kissing your hand and wake up with the most incredible sensation in my groin region. However whenever I see you in public I sob uncontrollably from a distance and hope you'll pity me.
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    Which Uni Has The Hottest Girls???

    UTSbro here. From my ventures to UNSW, everyone seems pretty meh looking. UTS and USYD are prime unless you want subhuman scum at UWS.
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    Which ethnicities/ethnicity is a NO for you?

    No Mongoloids and no Negroids.
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    Make your own pick-up lines!

    Please go out with me, you're all I have.
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    NSW State Election Campaign discussion

    That everyone on BoS would bed Ms. Thatcher?
  9. Super King

    The Crises of Capitalism

    Look at all these god damn lefties touting their nonsense. Until you can give me something that works, I will not hear a word of your garbage. Bring down the system all you want friends, but remember who is paying for your Centrelink benefits that help you get by while you complete your Arts...
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    What are you going to do at uni

    Look for a man dressed like James Dean.
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    greens voters

    Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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    them Sydney Trains moments

    Re: cityrail moments I needed to piss on the train after Big Day Out. So I did. Some guy in a blue shirt wasn't very happy about it and I was escorted off the train. That's the story of how I walked from Strathfield to Balmain.
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    What are you going to do at uni

    On a scale of one to wet, how much professor dick will you be sucking?
  14. Super King

    Is Having A Boyfriend In High School Really Necessary?

    Having a boyfriend is necessary. You should suck his dick to see if he's the right guy first though. Apparently if it's salty, he's not the one, and you have to look for another.
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    Orientation at UTS

    I will be at Orientation. Please don't leave me alone.
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    What do you plan to eat at UNI?

    The leaves off the trees at UTS. Oh...
  17. Super King

    Runescape Club

    Rev up those bots, because I am ready to play some Runescape.
  18. Super King

    O-Week

    At UTS, there is no O-week. Only tall brown buildings.
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    What are you going to do at uni

    I'm going to successfully cleanse UTS of ugly women through the use of various insults, most of which involve insinuating that they are fat.
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