Guide to PICKING UP first years. (1 Viewer)

tallkid34

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I need a guide for picking up.

In general.
'Bend your knees to the floor and then..."

*CLAP CLAP*

'Put your hands on the floor and then..'

*CLAP CLAP*

'Stretch your fingers a little more and then..."

*CLAP CLAP*

'Clench your hand shut for sure and then..."

*STAND UP*

'Then shout like a whore because you've..."

*PICKED UP*
 

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So how do we "pick up" first years.

Discuss.
"You know, a lot of people have asked me about my UAI, and I'm getting tired of it and I bet you are too. *smile charmingly* So how about YOU and I? *wink*"
 

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"hey are you lost, ill take you where you need to go.........oh sorry this is my bedroom, so why we are here, wanna get it on ;)"
 

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"hey are you lost, ill take you where you need to go.........oh sorry this is my bedroom, so why we are here, wanna get it on ;)"
Hmm, i think she'll get suspicious on the 15 minute bus and 35 minute train ride back to my bedroom :(
 

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Hmm, i think she'll get suspicious on the 15 minute bus and 35 minute train ride back to my bedroom :(
get a van, enough said.

and if that fails, invest in some chloroform
 

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