Random L&R Story thread (2 Viewers)

[Shadowdude]

terrible storytelling riproot

 

[soloooooo]

i describe the sex shop

Please describe it further. Was it up the top of a long flight of stairs etc?

 

[Shadowdude]

Please describe it further. Was it up the top of a long flight of stairs etc?

Actually, yes.

And the first thing I saw was... well, it was all a blur - but I saw lots of magazines.

And pictures of interesting things

 

[Arcorn]

Actually, yes.

And the first thing I saw was... well, it was all a blur - but I saw lots of magazines.

And pictures of interesting things

...Wow, you really are aspie.

 

[Shadowdude]

yeah

says the guy who was like "I'M GONNA GO TO A BETTER UNI THAN YOU AND HANG OUT WITH BETTER PEOPLE WITH MY ELITE DEGREE THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING IN THE WORLD UNLIKE YOUR SHIT DEGREE"

ok

 

[Riproot]

terrible storytelling riproot

if you feel fascinated enough by sex shops to tell massive stories you're fucked.

 

[Arcorn]

yeah

says the guy who was like "I'M GONNA GO TO A BETTER UNI THAN YOU AND HANG OUT WITH BETTER PEOPLE WITH MY ELITE DEGREE THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING IN THE WORLD UNLIKE YOUR SHIT DEGREE"

ok

Ummm, pretty much. What does arts do for you? Nothing, economics and law are in the top 4 highest paying degrees.

 

[soloooooo]

Actually, yes.

And the first thing I saw was... well, it was all a blur - but I saw lots of magazines.

And pictures of interesting things

Describe it further. This is what we want to hear.

Was the sale awkward? Were you carded?

 

[Rixon]

Describe it further. This is what we want to hear.

Was the sale awkward? Were you carded?

itt david barnes gets his cr3p3 on

 

[Arcorn]

itt david barnes gets his cr3p3 on

It's actually funny though.

 

[soloooooo]

tell that to virginia woolf who wrote 40 pages about a trip to the shop

Link?

 

[Shadowdude]

Mrs. Dalloway.

gr8 book

 

[townie]

On topic or don't post

 

[TheBloop]

On topic or don't post

but this thread is actually terrible and may as well be called "SD tells us his aspie as fuck stalker stories"

 

[soloooooo]

but this thread is actually terrible and may as well be called "SD tells us his aspie as fuck stalker stories"

and if that is him what is wrong with that?

 

[pony_magician]

I logged into facebook, as I do every morning and I saw it. He poked me. It wasn't just any pld poke, it was one filled with years of sexual tension and renewed lust. A shiver of excitement trembled over my body as my mouse hovered pver the poke back button. Was I ready for this? My mind raced, as I thought about how this could be interpreted. One wrong love and everything would be undone. The poke button sat there, taunting me. All I had to do was click it and all my feelings would be conveyed but my hand locked up. What if the poke had just been a friendly action? No. It couldn't be. I saw the way he posted a '' after saying hi on chat last night. He wanted me, and this poke had been the confirmation I needed. Thinking of that warm emoticon, I found the courge to poke him back.

Three weeks later I would find myself arrested for sexual assault.

 

[soloooooo]

Shadowdue also poked me. I ignored it though.

 

[Riproot]

I logged into facebook, as I do every morning and I saw it. He poked me. It wasn't just any pld poke, it was one filled with years of sexual tension and renewed lust. A shiver of excitement trembled over my body as my mouse hovered pver the poke back button. Was I ready for this? My mind raced, as I thought about how this could be interpreted. One wrong love and everything would be undone. The poke button sat there, taunting me. All I had to do was click it and all my feelings would be conveyed but my hand locked up. What if the poke had just been a friendly action? No. It couldn't be. I saw the way he posted a '' after saying hi on chat last night. He wanted me, and this poke had been the confirmation I needed. Thinking of that warm emoticon, I found the courge to poke him back.

Three weeks later I would find myself arrested for sexual assault.

ily a trilly

and if that is him what is wrong with that?

Everything.

 

[soloooooo]

Everything.

Explain.

It is natural to use physical ability (bit tits or big penis etc) to help move up the cha8n to the top.

 

[Riproot]

Explain.

It is natural to use physical ability (bit tits or big penis etc) to help move up the cha8n to the top.

Wot?

I know for a fact both you and SD have tiny penises.

Stop.