Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (9 Viewers)

[slyhunter]

you don't deny it though

 

[Shadowdude]

fine

i categorically deny all these allegations

they are simply not true and i do not know what sources they come from - but they are wholly irreputable and unjust in their assessment

 

[Shadowdude]

Dear boyfriend of my number one secret crush,

I see you (metaphorically) drivin' 'round town with the girl I love (well, like)
And I'm like: fuck you

 

[OzKo]

dear boyfriend of my number one secret crush,

i see you (metaphorically) drivin' 'round town with the girl i love (well, like)
and i'm like: Fuck you

oh step back.

 

[Arcorn]

Dear boyfriend of my number one secret crush,

I see you (metaphorically) drivin' 'round town with the girl I love (well, like)
And I'm like: fuck you

Mate, don't go for taken girls.

 

[Shadowdude]

i was just listening to the song

but my sentiments are embodied within


(however i do realise the song goes on later to say 'fuck you' to the girl, but i like her still so... yeah. just an FU to the guy, and by that i don't mean:

)



plus i know i shouldn't, but... you know. you can't really help these things.

i'm sure i'll get over her sooner or later

 

[Riproot]

lol

She would never go for you if she could get someone else.

 

[slyhunter]

Mate, don't go for taken girls.

I was thinking exactly this

 

[Arcorn]

lol

She would never go for you if she could get someone else.

We should make out.

 

[Shadowdude]

lol

She would never go for you if she could get someone else.

thats what i keep telling myself


nah but, i think her boyfriend's a total douche and plus, i at least go to an upstanding university

i'm not even sure if the boyfriend in question goes to any educational institution

sup $7.50 an hour flippin' burgers at maccas


or something

 

[Arcorn]

thats what i keep telling myself


nah but, i think her boyfriend's a total douche and plus, i at least go to an upstanding university

i'm not even sure if the boyfriend in question goes to any educational institution

sup $7.50 an hour flippin' burgers at maccas


or something

Sure he isn't a tradie?

 

[OzKo]

We should make out.

 

[Shadowdude]

Sure he isn't a tradie?

oh who knows


i'd fb stalk him, but i might end up punching my screen or something


I remember the last time I heard that a girl I liked slept with someone else. I basically moped for half an hour after wanting to break everything in my path, though I settled for pegging a soft roll of sticky tape at a concrete wall


because i'm a responsible rioter

True story.


you might see a dent in the wall on level 4 of the red centre because of that (lolno)

 

[OzKo]

oh who knows


i'd fb stalk him, but i might end up punching my screen or something


I remember the last time I heard that a girl I liked slept with someone else. I basically moped for half an hour after wanting to break everything in my path, though I settled for pegging a soft roll of sticky tape at a concrete wall


because i'm a responsible rioter

True story.


you might see a dent in the wall on level 4 of the red centre because of that (lolno)

Cool story bro.

 

[Riproot]

We should make out.

ugh. fiiiinnne.

thats what i keep telling myself


nah but, i think her boyfriend's a total douche and plus, i at least go to an upstanding university

i'm not even sure if the boyfriend in question goes to any educational institution

sup $7.50 an hour flippin' burgers at maccas


or something

Who cares?
That obviously means you aren't her type (or anyone's)
And that's more than you make (people that work at maccas make 3 times that anyways)

oh who knows


i'd fb stalk him, but i might end up punching my screen or something


I remember the last time I heard that a girl I liked slept with someone else. I basically moped for half an hour after wanting to break everything in my path, though I settled for pegging

lol, stopped reading here

please google this

 

[Shadowdude]

Cool story bro.

i'm ranting

Who cares?
That obviously means you aren't her type (or anyone's)
And that's more than you make (people that work at maccas make 3 times that anyways)

and it just means i met her too late

perhaps, but i'll earn more money eventually - if that's what's important

plus, i'm smart(er than him)


if we versed in jeopardy, he'd be on like 0 and i'd be like on... 10000 or something

lol, stopped reading here

please google this

in my context, it means to throw with much velocity in an angry fashion

 

[effylove]

We should make out.

!!!!!

I was thinking exactly this, ya hear me harrisony

elephant in the forum

 

[Arcorn]

oh who knows


i'd fb stalk him, but i might end up punching my screen or something


I remember the last time I heard that a girl I liked slept with someone else. I basically moped for half an hour after wanting to break everything in my path, though I settled for pegging a soft roll of sticky tape at a concrete wall


because i'm a responsible rioter

True story.


you might see a dent in the wall on level 4 of the red centre because of that (lolno)

If that's how you handle things with girls you haven't even dated you really need help. You have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

ugh. fiiiinnne.

That was easy.

 

[Riproot]

and it just means i met her too late

perhaps, but i'll earn more money eventually - if that's what's important

plus, i'm smart(er than him)


if we versed in jeopardy, he'd be on like 0 and i'd be like on... 10000 or something

She's going out with someone you describe as pretty much your polar opposite, why would she ever be interested in you ever?

Please be more logical, you're supposed to be a "maths genius" you should be good at logic.

 

[Riproot]

That was easy.

Ummm, hurry up.

I won't be like this 5eva