How to ask this person out? (2 Viewers)

[Dream-Big]

This person i think doesn't like me, but i will try her to like me. I am very smart and i will try to help her with her subjects which the exams is coming up.

i think this person doesn't go to my class/tutorial but she does still go to my lecture room. i will try to be kind withher.

what do you think of my things?

 

[Kiraken]

This person i think doesn't like me, but i will try her to like me. I am very smart and i will try to help her with her subjects which the exams is coming up.

i think this person doesn't go to my class/tutorial but she does still go to my lecture room. i will try to be kind withher.

what do you think of my things?

your things

they are very thingy

 

[JohnMaximus]

throw her a reese's

 

[Thief]

This person i think doesn't like me, but i will try her to like me. I am very smart and i will try to help her with her subjects which the exams is coming up.

i think this person doesn't go to my class/tutorial but she does still go to my lecture room. i will try to be kind withher.

what do you think of my things?

Don't expect that just by being a nice guy you'll get with her though.

 

[nerdasdasd]

This person i think doesn't like me, but i will try her to like me. I am very smart and i will try to help her with her subjects which the exams is coming up.

i think this person doesn't go to my class/tutorial but she does still go to my lecture room. i will try to be kind withher.

what do you think of my things?

What things ?

 

[RoseD]

alternatively:

"hey do you drink water? (yes) OMG, I DRINK WATER TOO! we should totally drink water together after this"

if you say this most girls will walk away please get a better pick up line

 

[someth1ng]

alternatively:

"hey do you drink water? (yes) OMG, I DRINK WATER TOO! we should totally drink water together after this"

Oh, Shadowdude, I drink water! We have so much in common.

 

[Dream-Big]

thank you everybody for their input.

i haven't talked to this girl for a very long time bacause i was planning on something really big and weird (to some people).

 

[Dream-Big]

I will go online to search for a very pretty online sites like dating sites and bring her to Uni with me to show off to the real girl I like. i know that it is really expensive but love is not about money. She might become jealous that I’m with a pretty girl.

that is plan 1

 

[Dream-Big]

If she doesn’t say anything or say things like “thank you” or something, then I will walk away. My option now is to go to her tutorial (during her tutorial) and when I walk in, I will turn off my lights with a light beam going through the room facing me, and I will sing “Look what you done” by JET i think (my favourite part of the lyrics is “you made a fool out of everyone” which she will feel sorry for herself). She will then possibly cry and thank me for good and soon like me.

that is plan 2

 

[Dream-Big]

When i see her at Uni, I will dress up as a bad person (with a black face mask + black clothes + black shoes) and snatch her bag from her, then i will run as fast as I can. Then I will go hide and change my outfit as soon as possible. Looking like a hero, I will give her bag back to her and she will like me for good.

this is not a good plan but a desperate one if the all of the plans don't work. i might not do this still.

this is plan is # (lols)

 

[anomalousdecay]

Is this Shadowdude's alt?

 

[wannaspoon]

this guy knows...

 

[RealiseNothing]

Is this a thing now?

Being this fucking terrible?

 

[Dream-Big]

i have thought of another option that i will go around uni (obviously when she is nearby) that i will be playing a guitar and going around singing just like of that in the person who sang "I'm yours" which another word is like hippiesr or somethign? i know girls like these kind of stuff.

 

[Thunderstorm]

Have you tried the spontaneous kiss approach? At least your intentions will be clear...

 

[Shadowdude]

if you say this most girls will walk away please get a better pick up line

i dunno


it's a pretty unique one, they won't even know they're being hit on at all until the end

Is this Shadowdude's alt?

m8, you insult me with that comment.

 

[anomalousdecay]

m8, you insult me with that comment.

Soz.

So OP is confirmed to have 10 times less of a chance than SD.

inb4 Dream-Big beats SD to it.

 

[Dream-Big]

I did this today, the last plan i write down. however she was on the phone when i was around her and she left the area afterwards. there were people looking at me and some girls went up to me and started to talk and though i was funny (i wasn't trying to be funny) but i left them so i can catch up to Maria (the girl i like).

 

[Dream-Big]

Soz.

So OP is confirmed to have 10 times less of a chance than SD.

inb4 Dream-Big beats SD to it.

sorry but i din't know who you are but i can beat the standard deviation 10 times more than the normal sucesse