Some pidgin English for you from John Harding's One Big Damn Puzzler (very funny stuff,great read)
"At first, gwanga I is think you is be shit teacher.
But then I is realise you is teach plenty good and teach me words like "is" mebbe. First you is try to teach me "cat" and "dog" which is not be words I is know here. Is on big island? No gwanga I is not want for hear you make noise of cat again. Now what is be dog? Is be some hair furball you is eat just like cat? Man, Americans is be crazy! All is be plenty crazy for Americans
They're plenty damn crazy I is say but everyone here is know that..."