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  • What on earth gave you the false impression that I was even remotely intelligent?
    I use spell checker to even write the word intelligent! :p

    O__O I'm a good housewife, I keep a good clean kitchen thank you very much! it's called bleach.... lot's and lot's of bleach.

    Shopping centers you say...?
    *ponders*
    I LIKE IT!
    XD nah, I'm a good mummy, I teach my kid to understand what the hat on the door handle and the smacking of a headboard against a wall means :p
    he/she isn't going to walk in on us anytime.
    It think we'll manage to keep the sex out of the kitchen until the kid goes to school :p
    :p
    "Mum, mum! look what I made at school today!"
    "Mummy's watching his program sweetheart, go over there and play in the dark for a while."
    ^__^ that one was a movie, called hot fuzz.
    good movie, very funny.
    from the same guys who did Sean of the Dead.

    hahahaha I can SO see myself as a mother, but with the kid always looking after me :p
    like, they get home from school and are like, "did you get to work on time? good, good, have you done the washing and made dinner yet? no...? well, better get onto that, eh? no, i don't care if you're playing video games, I'm not allowed to use the stove remember, and you don't want us going hungry." And then the kid keeps an eye on me when I'm using the stove, cuz they know I'm prone to causing fires :p
    It's 12 down.
    OH! But does she get the movie reference?

    Hahaha, I think it would have spoiled her mood regardless.
    She REALLY didn't like that nappy.

    O__O I can be motherly!
    *puts on apron*
    well... sort of...
    I'm that kind of mother that needs to have an eye kept on her.
    A child - mother! :D
    It's true... I was ordered to babysit, it wasn't even a request!
    She was like, "I'm going out to dinner, and YOU are sitting on my baby, got it?"
    I was just like O__O "umm but I have... I mean... *sigh* fine..." >___<

    Kid was a pain in the arse too...
    she was all lovely and angelic for the first half of the night,
    lots of cuddles, and cuteness, and stuff,
    and when it was time for bed, there were no problems,
    she dozed off in my arms and I carried her to bed.
    But when I tried to put on her nappy, so that she doesn't pee the bed...
    Jeezuz....
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! RAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
    I DON'T WANNT MY NAPPY!!!!
    took brute force to get it on her, hours of patience to stop her trying to pull it off,
    and just about every song I'd ever heard in my lifespan to get her to sleep again afterward >__<
    Oh well, at least I got paid.

    Lol you're officially a fag hag!
    Though... admittedly, dancing naked in the lounge room gives you some odd looks...
    hey,

    aww :( feel better SAME HEREE! woo I did 7-4 we were flat out busy, didn't go on lunch till ten past two , missed out on tea =( but payday shall be good! I've worked 21 hours heaps =( got called up this morning to do 3-10 but no thanks!

    anyways i shall finish my rcs task :(

    be on fb tonight
    I danced the happy dance a few days ago :]
    It involved the sex pistols and nakidity :D
    :D
    I'm ashamed to say that it was semi-stolen from a comment left on his formspring V.V
    Can you ever forgive me? :[
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