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im so smooth on the internets lel

na i'm pretty sure you just want my cock

i hope you're not lolin at me baby cakes hehe!!!

you're lol hehehe

im fortunate enough to come from a wealthy family. Since i turned 18 the only things my parents have paid for is my tuition fees for university, and 2 motorcycles. Any investment into my future, my parents would be all for in helping me out. My dad wants to buy me an apartment in the city when i...

that doesnt matter at all. Wealth is more important than income in determining how "rich" someone is, so if you are lucky to have wealthy parents, then so be it.

dinner + grab beers brb

I've been rejected that many times that God couldn't keep count

yeah cheers ok for tonight i've got: 1) a uni party and this girl from accounting who i have been smacking up all semester msged me telling me to come im pretty sure she is DTF. she is pretty smokin and smart but is a crazy bitch 2) greenwood, mate got a new GF she apparently has hot friends...

this i what is going to happen im going to get rich, fuck a lot of hot fake women with no emotional connection, then die lonely

everyone is entitled to an opinion. You can express yours and i can express mine. Of course my is more likely to be subjected to intense ridicule/generalizations of myself as a person.

Yeah like i only think about 3 things: -sex/girls/goingout/alcohol -cars -money

like maccas just wants to feed 6 billion people i just wanna fuck 3 billion chicks. wots the problem

yeah ive encountered problems of finishing during drunk, erratic sex as has ever guy

its such a conflict of interest i love sex but teenage girls are fucking annoying. so i do the best i can to manage both variables the only girls that arnt annoying are the ones i have no interest in fucking, yeah, really annoying.

That is definitely not my problem, in fact almost the opposite.

ah yeah like receiving msgs for the next fortnight telling you that they want your dick in them again. im pretty sure thats performance appraisal

it really isn't, you need to step out of your fantasy world and think that come prince charming isn't going to ride up to you on a horse, sweep you off your feet, and make passionate love to you for hours.

couldnt give 2 flying fucks what a random girl thinks of me in bed, girlfriend, different story I have received some positive performance appraisal even when being a selfish fuck so im not too worried anyway

well thats the beauty of fucking a random you dont have to perform to any predetermined standard and can be entirely selfish. with a girlfriend you have to perform to a certain level EVERYTIME so when you are not in the mood and cbf you would rather not shag