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its the internet im being an idiot by ruthless i mean like super duper confident and my prick i mean lie out of your ass

na i've had a couple girlfriends and the sex wasn't any better. like you know you are going to get a certain quality, but with randoms their performance is entirely mysterious and therefore more elusive

yeah but its like hidden beneath my decent physical exterior and sweet talkin lips

what else would i want teenage girls are fucking useless

get friends-zoned (you're a really nice guy, i think we should just be friends) by a million chicks never been friend-zoned by a girl would never ever let that happen. fucking pathetic rejection excuse

it depends on the context as well. classy bar as opposed to seedy nightclub, you need to assess it contextually

It may happen but nowhere near as frequent as the guy that gets amongst it.

i go ok. been told by many people that i look like andy from hamish n andy and he has a hot wife/gf but like its all about being a prick hottest guy in the world could sit in the corner and he wont get shit, absolute gronk that gets amongst it, even tho the chicks wont be that great he will...

not particularly

i usually get with pretty decent girls and every now and then you get the stunner but thats just bound to happen if u play the averages

the sleazier you are the more girls you get with. its just that simple edit: but you have to pretend you're not being a sleaze

correct but then youll most likely get into some sort of a relationship

girls are fucking idiots. they are like omg i only want a nice charming guy. but like ill go out and ill just be a ruthless cunt and ill most certaintly pick up some drunk slut and bam i win

had 7 weet bix for breakie + protein shake then had half a chicken and chips for lunch just before i had 2 cans of tuna + protein shake probs had 1L of water going to gym soon then im having steak and ill have a protein shake before i go to bed thats gooooooood

na no sweat

girls dont want a charming guy they just want someone who knows how to fuck edit: 17yo girls

no you wouldnt

are you kidding? you have 2 hands, a mouth, a vagina, and an arse hole 5 guys easy

i think you should trade his cock for the power of williamc + david spade at once

omg lol