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I'm doing med science at Macquarie! I can be your friend :) I promise I won't bite, well, I might, but only playfully.

I could explain it, but you guys wouldn't understand, everyone knows USYD students are idiots :D

I don't get it. Are you coming on to me Caratacus?

Share your emoticons instead! SMS and MSN are great ways to tell people things like this.

That;s what she said! *rolls on floor laughing ass off, helicopter*

Re: Jihad Against Danish Newspaper We don't have freedom of speech in Australia. Does that mean we can't handle it either? Please go fuck yourself you anti-Australian asspuppet.

Mono blocks are used for running subwoofers, 2 channel amps are used for running subwoofers or front speakers, 4 channel amps are used for running front and rear speakers or front speakers and subwoofers, 5 channel amps are used for running front and rear speakers as well as any subs. Most...

Uh, we don't call it having a pull sweetheart, it's cock throttling. So if a guy throttles his cock regularly then no, there weren't be any nocturnal emission of semen. And that's why I find it quite safe not to wear underpants or boxer-shorts to sleep.

Are you like, slow, or something? Put his penis in your mouth and suck on it until he ejaculates for valentines day. Won't even cost you a cent.

With no masterbation and no girlfriend it would be once a week, almost like clockwork. But I have a lovely lady friend, so it's never.

I had sex with fat chicks for gold coins.

Uh, that's like a given. If the boyfriend had not been so kind an generous as to introduce her into his circle of mates then she wouldn't know them. Plus there's the immense danger of her opening her mouth about his sexual performance and/or penis size in a negative manner amongst said circle of...

Not as well as she would! You are so missing out.

The red lion would be inherently faster, but the blue is just fucking sleek as. UNSW for the win!

I spose it'd probably be cheaper.

If there is one, I havn't seen it. So it's time to buck up and get your sig on baby. I've knocked up a couple, but they're only small and subtle Anyway, if people want to submit ideas go for it, we should all be flying under the one flag (or signature, rather). Mine: Generic "Think ahead"...

Nah they end up in bed with hot sluts... well, that's what i'm hoping.

Ok say we're having anal sex and I want to stick it in your mouth, do I just pull it out and flop it straight between your lips or would you prefer it be cleaned off in your vagina first? Always wanted to know that, from the porn i've watched it usually goes mouth - vagina - anus - vagina -...

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I don't know how anyone would expect to work things out on a break where by defintion on a break you would not be talking. What the fuck? People can be so stupid.