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Oh I get it now, CU-NT. That'll teach me to randomly drift in and out of the forum, I miss all sorts of brilliant happenings!

So the fuck what? It's not like it's a female friend he might be able to engage in intercourse with, it's a guy friend. Are you fucking gay aswell? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course, i'd just like to know so I can better understand you're incorrect reasoning.

Invite him over and give him head, he'll probably leave a 20 on the table or something after he goes home (less if you don't swallow)... use this money to buy him a beer and a steak when you're out next time; he'll understand this as a gesture of love and you'll be dating before you know it!

Filo's are a sub-species of asians. Asians have small penises. Girls like big penises. Therefore, those 6 girls have left you because your Filo and you have a small penis. Bad luck mate, try picking a decent background next time like African.

Fucking learn to type cunt-tard.

I had a 2pm class for it, and yes, loud mother fuckers, but didn't need to hear anything anyway... it was just some asian lady reading the course guidelines. There were about 3 or 4 real hottie type white babes there! Oh and a helpful note to everyone - if you have headphones in your ears...

Dude, I am so lost as to why you give a fuck; is he an unrequited love of yours or what?

Go out with a black guy; I hear girls have been known to suffer from selective ex-partner amnesia after taking a massive black wang up the muff.

Send that rugmuncher to me, I have a lucrative video prospect for her... she likes asian girls right?

God it makes me hot when you swear; please lets be sexing soon.

One of our english teachers from last year is sleeping with the guy; she gets to parcipate in some of the sketches, I believe she did one about a bank or something and played some aussie yobbo.

I hear self-mutilation is all the rage now-a-days. Try some of that.

I hardly rate a poofter like you as any competition for anything; except a man sexing contest, in which case you would clearly win, hands (and pants) down.

Nah i've heard it too, can't remember any details but. I only recall that specific radio event because it was about breasts. I love breasts.

Not at all, my cars speedlimited to 180, but it easily hits it and i'm a p plater. A female could press down hard on the accelerater with the exact same capacity that I do. The difference would be that my car is aerodynamically designed for a good 220 engine speed, its in good nick, with racing...

No, they don't. But it feels cooler if theres no hair there, cause you can pretend your a porn star pumping some sluts hand for money How much do you reckon male waxing would run? I'll get it done in a couple of months... maybe for my girlfriends birthday. Anywho, as a guy who shaves and...

No way, that's cool, i'd totally blow my load upon seeing it. Wait, on second thoughts, that would be a bad idea then :P

The added bonus of doing this is that while they are attempting to recover the money for the fine they cannot take points off you, this will mean you will be serving your 3month speeding suspension before you serve the 3month suspension for losing your points. If you can stall them taking your...

Re: Never Been Kissed How is that any excuse? There would of been heaps of hot talent to hook up with there :)

In your case you should only be asked to go to court if you choose to contest the fine, which I vary much would advise against. If you go to court you'll be looking at a around $1200, and the same amount of suspension. All this information is available on the RTA's website. Cheer up but...