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On this matter, a quote from the venerable bash.org:

Matthew Hayden v Zimbabwean/Bangladeshi XI Problem solved. :rolleyes:

Australia's no. 10? Umm... errr... BRING ON TIM DONNELLY!!!

I wouldn't mind it being 1-1 going to Old Trafford. Then again, watching Australia get out of jail and chase that total down would also be pretty damn good. :D

1) Tell him to come down. 2) Leave a note detailing your recent move to Perth. 3) Call him up and laugh at him. Bwahahahahaha... Okay, lame.

Hahaha... funny you should mention that. She actually is beating me in 3U so far this year. But then, she's beating me in everything, so it's hardly saying much.

I bet they're the kind of parents who reckon Shakespeare is 'da bomb' (as it were). :rolleyes: Shakespeare is full of (and this is, by no means, an exhaustive list): - sex - dirty humour - violence - incest Of course, it'd be the ultimate irony if you had Wild Swans assigned as...

Gee, I don't know... My missus only does 3U Maths... I'm finding it increasingly hard to put up with her.

She doesn't do maths? ... SHE DOESN'T DO MATHS?!?!?!! DUMP HER!!! Pre-empt her. Dump her first. You don't need that non-maths taking hippy.

That would be really unfair on your future 'girlfriend'...

That'd be a case of unfortunate scheduling... I mean, the gap between the first and second tests was huge. If the first and second test were played as 'double-headers' (with a 2 day gap), and the third was 2 weeks after... then it would have suited Australia and McGrath a little more.

Heh... fair enough comment. 407 scored on the first day (at a run rate of 5.13), and 10 wickets falling. That's almost Australian (except the Aussies do the same thing, but with a few wickets in hand by the end of the day's play).

... You are teh winnar!!!111!!!11!!!one!!!! :)

Make non-alcoholic cocktails and give 'em to your mates. Then tell them they were non-alcoholic. Lolololol. :) Or... get one of your mates smashed on booze (real stuff)... and then set him up with a blow-up doll. Then tell them that they rooted a blow-up doll when they're sober...

Actually, I think you'll find that he did. Don't let the absence of a question mark fool you. :cool: EDIT: Dreamerish beat me to the punch. My bad. :rolleyes:

... because sometimes, words aren't enough.

Yeah, hopefully. Just like Warcraft III was a quantum leap from I and II, let's hope that AOE III puts I and II to shame.

Welcome to the dark side. :cool:

Set small targets. Get an e-partner first. :)

Looks like SOMEONE would appreciate lots of horse porn for their birthday. :cool: