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Let me think... first date... Ah, yes... she bought the popcorn and refreshments, and I bought the movie tickets. Nowadays, we just pay for each other's stuff at random... she bought me a drink today... and later, I bought her a sandwich. I like the system. The system works. :)

Maybe... He bought it for his own nefarious purposes, but she stumbled on it and made it her own?

I bet he's kicking himself for not keeping the docket, eh?

Yes... Or he could just throw away the vibrator's batteries.

Face it, bro... Her new vibrator is just too much to compete with.

I know EXACTLY how you feel... My grade (Year 12) feels so very, very prudish...

Woooo! AJ's a female now... hot damn! :D

Want an example of bad acting? Try harking back to Luka Dokic... The guy who played him was absolute BOLLOCKS... utter crap.

My salary is $XXX, XXX (Note: do not try this if you are unable to fill those X's with six significant figures.)

They'll probably look for a way to get rid of him. He IS too annoying... I like my soap operas characters able bodied, thank you very much...

Heh... hopefully some cameos I can recognise. I think Holly Valance should make a PERMANENT come back, or at least engage in a "lesbian muff dive" (thanks, JKDDragon) with Izzy and/or Serena during her cameo appearance. :D Either way, just GET HER OFF THOSE DAMNED 1800-REVERSE ADS...

Gah... Neighbours is pretty boring at the moment... The Summer pashing storyline is about 1/10 for interest... The Bullemic Boyd one... 2/10 Stu the angsty teen... 2/10 Actually, they all suck... the only redeeming one is the Izzy/Paul/Lil/Karl one... and even that has been done...

Yes, because we all know that recording sexual escapades and sending tapes to the parents of the person involved is an absolutely foolproof plan. ^^ Anyway, Kat... I suggest you just don't expect anything deep and meaningful. It depends what you're after. If you want a relationship, I...

Use him. And tape it. And send it to his parents.

12 + 3 = 15 Bwahahahahaha... I get it! Good call... ^^

Bwahahahaha... David Bishop is such a dumbarse... Using a VIDEO TAPE in a time capsule... pffft... Lil should just hitch up her skirt and let the S.S. Robinson sail right in... ^^

Hahaha! You gotta be fuckin' kidding me! Audrey Hepburn with a bad hair day would beat that bitch back to the Stone Age...!

Yeah... Paul was so creepy at the end of the preview! He was like... in a room, surrounded by pictures of Lil on all the wall... And then he put on this odd red cloak... and started chanting... "MILF... MILF... MILF..." And then Izzy walked in. Being the pragmatic man that he is, he...

Yeah... ... It's not like Holly Valance has anything better to do... *cringes at those AWFUL 1800-reverse ads...*

Yep, I do. Some day...