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Ezactly. Line is crossed when: 1) The balls touch. 2) You drink from a straw. 3) You do any of the above and don't put '(no homo)' at the end of your sentence.

For doing cardio or short sessions? Cause I squat 140kg, ass-to-grass, 3x5 x3 per week. Ain't no bitch bro.

3 times, 40-50 minutes each. Sometimes I do sprint backs on sunday as well.

Cannibal.horse = aware.

The personality?

Strong troll strong, But lay off the meat, pick up more fruit+veg. Also if you go to a sex shop there's pills you can take.

I'd give anything to be right handed bro, you ever been bass shopping left handed? :P (also what sorta guitar have you got?) Quirk of the day: I fell asleep in crim today right up the back of the hall and thought I was safe cause I was behind my laptop. Brendon walked up right in the...

He's cock blocking you, brah.

Yeah I'd tap that shit (no homo).

u mad brah?

I rest my case.

Dude all my friends are exceedingly cruel. My ex and I organised to have a game of couples tennis with an autistic kid and his alcoholic girlfriend for the lulz.

Well duh. Btw: I've noted through your posts you don't whore around with girls, arn't insecure about your sexuality and drink through a straw. I think you need to man up brah, and that's coming from someone with a hot guy in a pink polo for an avatar.

He has problems but my friends and I have this ongoing 'are you gay or something?' joke. We walked past a couple (guy+girl) holding hands at uni the other day and my mate yells at the dude 'what, are you a fucking poofta or something?' (hanging out with girls is gay).

Opinions on drinking through a dildo?

That was years back man, and yeah I was. Abit more recent

Funny you said the train cause that's where this came from... (Me, my guitarist mitch, drummer Nick and this closet homo named Jordan on the train) *Nick drinks an oak through a straw* Jordan: Wot the fuck? *We stare confused* Jordan: Wot the fuck is this shit? you fuckin' gay or...

You been on the VB mate?

bass brah. Here's a pick of me rocking a few years back: what do you play man? And Chris, best of luck brah.

Gay porn can't make you gay - its only gay when the balls touch. Like, this one time, I'm watching this mad awesome porn where this dude runs into a gym naked 'presents' his arse and screams 'fuck me I'm a fairy' then 10, no wait, 7 black guys with giant dicks proceed to spit roast him...