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I had to read that a few times before I understood.

That's what I mean. But the thing is, it's a social expectation for the guy to "win" the girl, not the other way around. It's one of those double standards that exist in life.

My first thought was of that Old El Paso ad. But no, what you're talking about is of real-life-Barbie unrealistic odds of existing.

I'd love the idea of a girl doing all the work, because I'm lazy and like all guys the chase makes me anxious and scared of being rejected. However, I know that the type of girl I'm after would not accept that. The type of girl I'm after would expect me to win them. The type of girl I want are...

Or how about those scarab beetles from The Mummy !? Apparently shit like that exists.

I need to do that so badly, but I don't know any other techniques. I need to buy some magazines and do some more research :(

I like to think I make the most of what I've got.

No. That said, if you stand right in front of a mobile cell tower antenna, then the microwaves will heat you. The heat will give you temporary sterility.

That's hot. Then what happened?

Is that what you call it these days?

me rikey

o rly?

... If I were harrisony, I'd be hurt that you think what I said was believable.

I heard harisonny can only get off if he's choking the chick. fyi

As for "IOS vs Android": to each their own, and let's leave it at that. As for the hardware, the Galaxy S2 is already better than the 4S, so I'm guessing the next model will just further that gap.

This place is so incestuous.

Inbox fixed :)

"Urine baby" does not exist as an entry in Urbandictionary. Therefore, you should actually tell us what the fuck you're on about! Moron.

What's the best way to get rid of them? Does the used book store still exist on campus?

You're allowed to say "sex" on the internet.