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haha what the fuck, i didn't realise that they existed

i love when you ask a customer how they are and they're just like "stella" or "rum and coke" or whatever. sometimes i'm like "oh really? yeah, i felt a little bacardi earlier but i'm pretty carlton draught now .." usually it just goes straight over their heads and they look at me like :confused:

uh oh, it's the conformity police!!1!!

hahaha what happened to breaking

really? your signature isn't much of a tipoff

yo trev you should've come to carly's 21st, i was disappointed

dude, yuck um if i drink, i usually stick to either beer or bacardi. if i'm at a house party or something we might break out the goon, and the people i usually go out with from work etc seem to love those cocktail shaker shot things .. i'm not too adventurous, really.

dude, it's a bunch of exams, don't let it consume your life if you think the hsc is the end of the world, you'll be well and truly fucked when you're out there by yourself

meli meli meli :( also, i would probably go for caesar salad, a really fucking awesome pasta and/or steak, and creme brulee. mmmm :shy: i am fairly easy to please, just give me large amounts of carbs.

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wait what *msn barfing icon*

it's not usually that .. it might feel like it's coming from where your heart is, but it's pretty uncommon for your actual heart to have pains like that, it's generally from somewhere else in your chest. it's pretty easy to freak out and convince yourself it's your heart, which makes you nervous...

shit chadd, if you're so pro-bestiality you don't have to make your case on bos, why don't you just go for it ;)

because i'm pretttttty sure the animals aren't consenting to being fucked by a human

i think the part where it says animals are incapable of having relationships with humans is bullshit - i mean in a totally non-sexual way, like, what about pets and animal trainers or whatever, tons of animals recognise and have relationships with humans. but in terms of fucking animals ...

:shy: would you fuck me? i'd fuck me .. i'd fuck me hard.

hell no, i wouldn't be able to put up with all my shit

haha yeah that happens to mine too, it shits me

Re: I just ate an apple. Discuss. apples make me more hungry than i was to start with, therefore they piss me off

this years laneway fest had pretty much the most epic lineup in terms of festivals i have actually attended