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Mum worked at the same school as i went to in primary school, even taught me for library. She was overly harsh on me because she didn't want to seem too easy on me :( I was always shit scared of getting in trouble because mum would always find out and i'd get a belting that night as well as...

show him your tits give him head make him a sandwich in that order

Schick quattro, with imperial leather shaving cream and aftershave

- making way to much noise. There is no need to scream and giggle at every tiny thing that happens. shut the fuck up - smoking - its just trashy - getting so blind drunk you can't stand up - it just screams easy - facial piercings - tattoos - caked make up - lack of intelligence - lack of...

age: 19 Money in bank: 8k in term deposit, 2k in account job: coles, 30 hrs week, less during uni. expenses: college, alcohol loans: HECS, around 3k

Constitutional monarchy ftw. Changing it would cost way too much for very little (if any) gain

mum explained when i was 7 that sex was where a male penis went into a female's bits and they "moved around a bit". i suppose that was when i first learnt about it.

It has to be the most incompetent KFC in australia. They are so slow, so lazy and rude.

ditto. finished work at midnight and now its the weekend!

rub one out in the toilets

I know heaps of people in cooma. The coast is only 2 hours away, merimbula, tathra and bermagui are brilliant places to go in summer. Then the snow is really only an hour away the other side, which is also brilliant. Other than that, its fucking dry round there, and it gets so bloody cold...

i cut them into soldiers, two parallel cuts down a sandwich

cheese and honey honey and vegemite sandwich pasta, after being burnt peaches & tomatoes, blended

Re: them cityrail moments haha holy shit, i would have bogged my britches

look at those dresses the hoes are wearing. holy fuck just because the dress is black doesn't mean you can wear it to a funeral.

Re: them cityrail moments Depends which roads, main routes on peak hour are 3 minutes, lesser routes are up to ten

ferrari for the badge and the looks. but the F6 is a sweet car