中文歌詞! (16 Viewers)

[Collin]

photoshop to the rescue..

..*runs off to toilet*

 

[Collin]

damn ive fucked that up.. still cant get the right tan color right.

 

[paper cup]

blergh, msn is being gay.

 

[Frigid]

argh you've ruined her! i'll never forgive you

haha, nah srsly, i prefer a lighter complexion...

 

[Collin]

argh you've ruined her! i'll never forgive you

haha, nah srsly, i prefer a lighter complexion...

nah, seriously i did fuck that up.. :/ someone gimme some photoshop lessons?

 

[paper cup]

Can someone link me to Welshi's one? I still haven't been able to find it.

it's in the ext 2 forum, the thread is 2004 Bos showcase.

 

[paper cup]

argh you've ruined her! i'll never forgive you

haha, nah srsly, i prefer a lighter complexion...

yeah don't the chinese traditionally value light complexions?

 

[Collin]

yeah don't the chinese traditionally value light complexions?

guess im not chinese then....

 

[Frigid]

yeah don't the chinese traditionally value light complexions?

that's true.

i prefer asian girls with light complexions who are 18 but look 12... err, i mean look 16.

 

[Collin]

that's true.

i prefer asian girls with light complexions who are 18 but look 12... err, i mean look 16.

rofl..

fucking hell, everyone thinks my mum looks really young (and then tend to generalise that chinese chicks just tend to have really good young skin, which is i guess true), cause whenever me and my mum go out in public, people think im her brother. IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frigid]

whenever me and my mum go out in public, people think im her brother. IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, be thankful that at least they dun think you're dating an older woman.

 

[paper cup]

meh, yeah I look heaps younger than I actually am.

 

[Collin]

like, ew! karena lam!


anyway yeah, i mustn't be asian either
my fobby friends are petrified of the sun. it's hilarious! they bring a huge-ass umbrella when we go to the beach. tres funny.


collin - awww poor you. whenever i bring my sister out, people think i'm her mum :| then again that's understandable, since she's 17 years younger than me

lol.. the only reason why I would go to the beach in the first place IS to get more tanned

and btw, once this guy was talking to me and referring to my mum as my girlfriend.. i was THIS close to smacking him square in the nose.

i have a half brother, he's like 15 years younger than me so people think im his dad, it's funneh shit, i should go to centerlink to claim some extra dough!!!!!11

 

[Collin]

dude, be thankful that at least they dun think you're dating an older woman.

see post below.. lol

 

[Frigid]

my mother commented if my sister grew any taller in a few yrs and i was walking with her ppl would think we're dating...

*shivers*

 

[Frigid]

cherryblossom's favourite picture of me...

(hell, this is everyone's ONLY favourite picture of me. i like shit in every other picture)

 

[paper cup]

my voice, my face, argh, I look 14.
it is truly horrible because there are virtually zilch asians where I am.

 

[paper cup]

cherryblossom's favourite picture of me...

(hell, this is everyone's ONLY favourite picture of me. i like shit in every other picture)

aaawww
I still go aaaww whenever I see that pic

 

[Collin]

my mum is like 2cm shorter than me.. and if she wears heels, she's like taller. it sucks and i feel so seriously ashamed. plus she always NAGS ME IN PUBLIC IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF, NAGS JUST LIKE A TYPICAL ASIAN MUM AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE "AH LOOK AT THAT, TYPICAL HUSBAND WITH NAGGY WIFE"

fuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckaduck

speaking of ducks, where's xiao?

 

[Frigid]

it is truly horrible because there are virtually zilch asians where I am.

"dear, we can fix that population imbalance. let's go make some more asians in where you live."

(ok, very bad pickup line)