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Air Jordan

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There once was a man with a pineapple in his ear. Another mane says to the man with the pineapple in his ear, "hey mate you've got a pineapple in your ear" the man with the pineapple in his ear says "what!? sorry i can't hear you i have a pineapple in my ear!!!!"

two sausages were sitting on a BBQ. one sausage says to the other sausage "whats the time?" the other sausage screams and goes "AAAHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!"

HAHAHA! That actually made me laugh lol
 

adamcg

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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

he lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

:haha:
 

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A:
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
 

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racist joke

Q.Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit?

A.The bucket


A guy says why is it so dark and the asian didn't understand so the interpreter said y so dim.

Q.What do you call a ran over black man ?
A. Cherry ripe
 

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