flaminwaffle
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That actually made me smile.This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. I have resigned to the board of studies' bipolar inconsistancy. I think the actual office is just full of pelicans in one big room with all the papers. The amount of times the pelicans dump on your paper is what band you recieve. If you're really lucky, and went into your exam loaded up with four leaf clovers and rabbit feet, the Golden Pelican, which they artifically manipulate (is it still a human?) to create golden turds, will dump on your paper, and you get a state rank.
From what I've seen over the last two weeks, I have come to the conclusion that this is they only logical way they operate in relation to marking.
(time wasting finished)
(who am I kidding, I'll sit here and keep reading)
My maths teacher described marking as they put red ink on the paws of a whole bunch of dogs, scatter the papers on the floor and let the dogs run over the papers.