best way to go about things? Girls? (1 Viewer)

[Ennaybur]

start fondling yourself in her line of sight, then make blatant eyecontact and do a really friendly grin, wide mouthed and slightly drooling if at all possible. if she turns away from u, then slowly and quietly walk up behind her and (as mentioned above) smell her hair.
if she doenst notice breath deeply in her ear, saying 'can i have your number?' and chuckle

any physical contact is a sign that shes interested.. particularly if it initially appears violent; it means they want u more passionately

 

[hfis]

To all the people who enjoy saying things like 'how about those awkward silences', and ESPECIALLY 'do you like stuff', you are the most annoying mouthbreathing idiots alive and should starve yourself of oxygen immediately. You are not funny or witty or original, you're just painful and NO ONE LIKES YOU. Seriously, those laughs you get? They feel sorry for you. Trust me on this, someone has to say it before it's too late to salvage your pathetic lives.

 

[martin88]

start fondling yourself in her line of sight, then make blatant eyecontact and do a really friendly grin, wide mouthed and slightly drooling if at all possible. if she turns away from u, then slowly and quietly walk up behind her and (as mentioned above) smell her hair.
if she doenst notice breath deeply in her ear, saying 'can i have your number?' and chuckle

any physical contact is a sign that shes interested.. particularly if it initially appears violent; it means they want u more passionately

thanks heaps...... tried it today.... did not work out as you suggested

although my balls were passionately loved............ by her foot

 

[mr_brightside]

To all the people who enjoy saying things like 'how about those awkward silences', and ESPECIALLY 'do you like stuff', you are the most annoying mouthbreathing idiots alive and should starve yourself of oxygen immediately. You are not funny or witty or original, you're just painful and NO ONE LIKES YOU. Seriously, those laughs you get? They feel sorry for you. Trust me on this, someone has to say it before it's too late to salvage your pathetic lives.

My awkward silence call is not annoying.

Go dig your intenstines out with a blunt spoon and hang yourself with them.

 

[breaking]

lol aye i never said i had trouble, just seeking to perfect my skills..
u can never stop learning.. especialy wif girls.. der 2 complicated.
cheque book idea wud probli work best

hahaha nice try dude. and whats with the sudden change in writing style

"soo.. do u like.. stuff.." usualy works 2

gosh, no it doesn't. no wonder you suck at the girls

 

[Ennaybur]

thanks heaps...... tried it today.... did not work out as you suggested

although my balls were passionately loved............ by her foot

glad to b of service.. oh and i think ul find it did work, as u said: there was some passionate physical contact

i recommend persisting with the plan, maybe you just didnt have enough of a heavy breathing going on, or did u make sure to fondle so she could she it? perhaps try teh idea of ouching her left breast if u must resort to it...

so good luck young padoin
keep me posted

 

[martin88]

glad to b of service.. oh and i think ul find it did work, as u said: there was some passionate physical contact

i recommend persisting with the plan, maybe you just didnt have enough of a heavy breathing going on, or did u make sure to fondle so she could she it? perhaps try teh idea of ouching her left breast if u must resort to it...

so good luck young padoin
keep me posted

i went right breast....... possibly that was my mistake???

i also placed a lot of emphasis on the drooling..... is there a certain limit which i should keep to or is it more "quantity over quality" in this situation??

i doubt i could survive a repeat dose of this kind of physical contact so any tips would be greatly appreciated

 

[mr_brightside]

i went right breast....... possibly that was my mistake???

fuck dude, matty already covered that

(left breast only, if you do it to the right breast that just fuckin perverted, but im guessing oyu already know that)

 

[ElGronko]

I find that subtly letting them know how much fucking money you have works wonders.

Eg. Don't you hate it when you loose 10 grams of coke so you have to go all the way back to the dealers and get more?

 

[Ennaybur]

i went right breast....... possibly that was my mistake???

i also placed a lot of emphasis on the drooling..... is there a certain limit which i should keep to or is it more "quantity over quality" in this situation??

i doubt i could survive a repeat dose of this kind of physical contact so any tips would be greatly appreciated

yes .. like mr brightside pointed out, you were incredibly foolish to go 4 the right breast, when matty explicitly advised against it. nevertheless teh drooling seems to b on the right track... are u sure ur target is of the female gender? (not to imply these tips dont work on the males either)

look, if she just doesnt fall 4 ur good looks and charm, ull have to just keep on trying, with as many girls as possible.. just keep going until uv tried ALL of them.