Dihydrogen Monoxide The Invisible Killer (1 Viewer)

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ok here is another one:

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

* may cause severe burns.

* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

* in nuclear power plants.

* in the production of styrofoam.

* as a fire retardant.

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

* as an additive in "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.
 

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I always liked this one, so funny. But remember that Dihydrogen Monoxide can kill in all three states, solid, liquid or gas. This sounds way to much what they would expect in a HSC question though.
 
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what the? im not gonna support the research... :p

you have no idea how much info you have to include if you are hoping to get full marks for a 6 or 7 marker. its bloody like english where full marks is just impossible to obtain. they first take a mark off you for no reasons at all... because its standard procedure to do so. then anything else for something that they don't like.
 

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Well for starters you could call it the more accurate Hydrogen Hydroxide. Of course small quantities will improve your sex life, so just dont overdose on it.
 

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Just one question...
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today.
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:D:D:D:D:D:D
I think it's the 'other constituents' in some streams, lakes and reservoirs they have to be worried about.
 
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Originally posted by Xayma
Well for starters you could call it the more accurate Hydrogen Hydroxide. Of course small quantities will improve your sex life, so just dont overdose on it.
sex life? hahahaha... you don't want to die during it. :p


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I think it's the 'other constituents' in some streams, lakes and reservoirs they have to be worried about.
i don't understand... you mean water don't you. the damn things they're everywhere... lakes, rivers, oceans... how freakin poluted with water can this world be. :p
 

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We do know that DHMO dissolves pretty much just in water right?
If a stream/lake/reservoir ain't flowin' with DHMO (nor water) but somefin else I don't wanna know what's floating in that shit. :p
Some bloody factories upriver, replaced an entire water body with their 'effluent', I s'pose.
 
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Originally posted by BlackJack
We do know that DHMO dissolves pretty much just in water right?
In unlimited quantities.

However, you cant see DHMO dissolved in Water so you must be careful.
 

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But its ok in small quantities isnt it? I mean not poisionous is it?only if you have to much isnt it?*starts shaking
 

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