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Does anyone write erotic stories? (1 Viewer)
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This girl i know writes Harry Potter porn..its soo disturbing. She as ruined innocent little harry for me
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BAHAHAHAHAH! Someones been playing too much dungeons and dragons. That's such a dodgy similie.Jesus said:
Anyway, kinda boring and too short. Whats the big deal, they had sex? Put in something dramatic, like she had cancer and wanted to screw every guy in sight before she died but then fell in love with you, which resulted in her only screwing you.
Damn, i should be a writer.
Kidding.
Tenille
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can you please type that up or something
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hhahaah this part just made me laughJesus said:
i rate that about 9.2 on the sleaz-o-meter
well done for effort though
a guy i used to know used to write all these erotic stories and email them to me except i never bothered to read them and then the next day he'd be like 'did you like my story: the virgin hunter' and i'd be like 'um..yeah it was great' hoping he wouldn't ask me questions about the plot which i knew nothing about :/
thejosiekiller
every me
its impossible to write an erotic story without it sounding sleazy!!
thats the whole point
thats the whole point
www.myfirsttime.com for a laugh
sugaryblue
Living on deficit
Oh D-E-A-R
hiphophorray123
Banned
Omg My Penis Itz Growingggggggggggg
Benny_
Elementary Penguin
HAHAHAHAHAHA.. very deserving organ... that's damn gold. I applaud you for your efforts.jesus said:
Skittled
What did the crab do?
...Hate to say it, but it's obvious you get inspiration from porn movies.Jesus said:
It's important to make it a little... realistic, in my opinion, if you want to make it appealing: there are huge forums of "horny geek-boys" (excuse the quote!
) who write stuff based on their porn collection... Generally proper erotica is aimed at women, hence the
. I read somewhere once that romance stories (Which seem to always have a certain element of erotica) are like womens' porn (on the assumption most women don't get off on porn): it gets you out of reality and imagining yourself in another scene.Skeeta said:
Have you bought any erotica and read it? Try Quiver (Toshba Learner) for some female-oriented stuff, or the My Secret Garden series (compiled by Nancy Friday; VERY female-oriented stuff, from the middle of the feminism period, but interesting nonetheless), or anything like that.
That said, there's a lot of bad erotica out there, for sale. Don't know if you're looking to write professionally, but just be careful what you use as a guide...
alby
cool duckie
lovely way to bump an oldiehiphophorray123 said:
was wondering when you'd post something in heremarkmooks said:
note the carefully inserted space lolmarkmooks said:
and you've given it to many a "girl friend" havent you
alby
cool duckie
you're the one stalking me!!!
yeah, this' a good chuppa chup! you want a lick?
yeah, this' a good chuppa chup! you want a lick?
alby
cool duckie
lol dont feel like being too dirty today ey, mr. cheeky monkey
told ya you're immature! only kids call stds girl germs (and no, i dont have any! i'd sure as hell hope not anyway!)
told ya you're immature! only kids call stds girl germs
(and no, i dont have any! i'd sure as hell hope not anyway!)
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Arvin Sloane
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I do.
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It was moon light. The blood spattered off the chain saw. Arvin smiled before poking the blonde with big b00bz. He then went "Oh nos! I luvs u!" He then stole her megahurtz.
The end.
Do you like?
