Does God exist? (11 Viewers)

[ClockworkSoldier]

Nibiru is a comet identified by Mayan society as the earths "sister planet" or something. It was flung out of orbit milenia ago. The arrival of the comet coencides with the end of the current cycle of the Mayan calendar, in 2012. This could indeed be the "second comming" of "Jesus". God may have infact come from Nibiru.

Nibiru was first sited by the Mayans around biblical times.

I don't believe any of this, I just have friends who are into it, so I decided to do recearch one boring night and found this.

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

So what does that quote about thanking a teacher/soldier mean?

A teacher teaches you to read. A soldier has allowed us to read in english, by fighting for our countries. If invaders took over, they would most definately have changed the language.

 

[Hajime]

Nibiru is a comet identified by Mayan society as the earths "sister planet" or something. It was flung out of orbit milenia ago. The arrival of the comet coencides with the end of the current cycle of the Mayan calendar, in 2012. This could indeed be the "second comming" of "Jesus". God may have infact come from Nibiru.

Nibiru was first sited by the Mayans around biblical times.

I don't believe any of this, I just have friends who are into it, so I decided to do recearch one boring night and found this.

Oh! I read about that! Ummm... That's that Apocalypse thing that is supposed to happen on the 21 of Dec. 2012, isn't it?

 

[Hajime]

A teacher teaches you to read. A soldier has allowed us to read in english, by fighting for our countries. If invaders took over, they would most definately have changed the language.

Oh! That was ambiguous...

 

[reh]

LOL, and yea what ausbluesman said

what should we do in our final 4 years of life?
lets set an agenda/goal

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Oh! I read about that! Ummm... That's that Apocalypse thing that is supposed to happen on the 21 of Dec. 2012, isn't it?

It's just the end of the Mayan calendar cycle. Many religions have claimed that date for themself by claiming apocalypse, second comming and many other things. It all sprouted from the Mayan calendar. All it really is, is that the calendar ends it's cycle and begins another, much like our conventional Georgian calendar.

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

LOL, and yea what ausbluesman said

what should we do in our final 4 years of life?
lets set an agenda/goal

WORLD PEACE!!!!...... (Fat chance)

 

[Hajime]

LOL, and yea what ausbluesman said

what should we do in our final 4 years of life?
lets set an agenda/goal

Lol... Ok. Umm, how about we all meet in King's Cross, Sydney and go an entire week as transvestites? We can make a documentary, maybe? LOL! I'm so gonna do that now. I will be Tittania, your dominatrix owner!

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Lol... Ok. Umm, how about we all meet in King's Cross, Sydney and go an entire week as transvestites? We can make a documentary, maybe? LOL! I'm so gonna do that now. I will be Tittania, your dominatrix owner!

I'm scared. I... Think... I'll... Go... Over here... Now...

 

[Hajime]

I'm scared. I... Think... I'll... Go... Over here... Now...

[In a deep, creepy voice] "Get back here, Aus... you can escape me! I am your master" Lol... I learnt in English last year that quotation marks mean direct speech... And that draws readers into it!

 

[Hajime]

LOL, and yea what ausbluesman said

what should we do in our final 4 years of life?
lets set an agenda/goal

Anyway... Back on the subject... What else should we do?

 

[Hajime]

Anyway... Back on the subject... What else should we do?

Oh! I know! Let's start another World War!

 

[reh]

maybe we should go on a pilgramige to mecca
and along the way recruit people
of course if we want to convince the jews then we need to tell them this is the first coming of the Messiah.

 

[reh]

except this war can only be hand to hand combat.
no weapons allowed

 

[Hajime]

except this war can only be hand to hand combat.
no weapons allowed

Lol! And the best part is that we don't have to learn about this one!

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

Let's prepare gifts for the Nibiru people, to show how appreciated they are!
Yaaaaay!

(Providing a hippy insight)

 

[Hajime]

Let's prepare gifts for the Nibiru people, to show how appreciated they are!
Yaaaaay!

(Providing a hippy insight)

I will bring Gold. Reh, bring frankinsence. Aus, your in charge of myrrh

 

[reh]

we can make candy and unicorns, and dolls with gumdrop smiles, and fields of flowers where the Niburu people and children can laugh and play

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

And sunflower and daisy chains to brighten up everyone's day!

 

[Hajime]

And sunflower and daisy chains to brighten up everyone's day!

Well... I guess Jesus' second coming will need new stuff... Frankinsence, etc. is pretty old...