Does Xenu exist? (1 Viewer)

[zstar]

Tom Cruise and John Travolta insist he exists so would you entertain the idea of Xenu trying to eat our thetans?

 

[bigboyjames]

yeah he exist.















































































up my fucking ass.

 

[hollyy.]

i laughed my head off when i first heard the Xenu theory, ha intergalatic warlord.

 

[Slidey]

He has a probiscus. How could he not exist?!

 

[katie tully]

he has the largest fleet of DC9's in the world, universe even

how can he NOT be real?

 

[Enteebee]

I know you guys all think this is funny and it definitely is irrational that he might exist but I believe he exists, I just do and it is true that he does.

 

[Slidey]

I know you guys all think this is funny and it definitely is irrational that he might exist but I believe he exists, I just do and it is true that he does.

But do you have proof? How can you believe in something without evidence?

 

[ari89]

e-meter is proof

 

[Enteebee]

But do you have proof? How can you believe in something without evidence?

I have all the proof I need, which is Xenu's transcendental truth as given to me by his messenger through means which are inconceivable to the unworthy mumblings of our human logic systems. Furthermore you believe Xenu does not exist without evidence! The lack of evidence as detected through puny human means is direct evidence for the truth of Xenu, for if he were detectable by human means surely he would not be as great as he has transcended to me he is.

 

[kaz1]

I first found out about it in South Park and found it hard to beleive that people can be that stupid.

 

[Enteebee]

I have all the proof I need, which is Xenu's transcendental truth as given to me by his messenger through means which are inconceivable to the unworthy mumblings of our human logic systems. Furthermore you believe Xenu does not exist without evidence! The lack of evidence as detected through puny human means is direct evidence for the truth of Xenu, for if he were detectable by human means surely he would not be as great as he has transcended to me he is.

Furthermore Xenu is the most scientific of all creation theories, a hyper-advanced alien is much more 'likely' scientifically to have created us than any supernatural 'god'.

 

[dumarab]

wasent scientology based on a book

 

[HalcyonSky]

he has the largest fleet of DC9's in the world, universe even

how can he NOT be real?

DC-8's*

yes, xenu exists

 

[sams057]

lmaooo ron hubbard sed sumfin like if u wanna make money start a religion...u noe how freaky these guys are seriously they have some books and recordings from hubbard and they wanna keep them so safe its trapped away in some vault that can withstand a friggin nuclear bomb...no joke seriously...and they have this house for hubbard wen he comes bak 2 life or sumfin...lmmaoo tom cruise is so blind he was a pawn in their chess game...his ex wife was a scientologist and she introduced him...it was all set up...now hes influencing people world wide...its a cult...and the worst thing is they're organisation is TAX FREE...bloody rort asses...we have to pay tax and they just sit comfortably and wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills...and there's all these discrepancies with tom cruise's baby suri...he wasn't even listed on her birth certificate as father at the beginning...im drawn to the rumour that she's not even his baby...it was made using hubbard's sperm..and lets face it cruise is gay...lmao i love the family guy parody how him and kati are sitting together and sayin i love you..and all electrical things are shutting down...then lol her ankle bracelet falls off..and she chuks d baby at his head then runs off into the yard and frees the trapped male prostitues ...lmmaooo that was gold...and u noe the funniest thing...scientologists call non-scientologists "wogs"

 

[Riet]

I first found out about it in South Park and found it hard to beleive that people can be that stupid.

This is what christians ACTUALLY believe.

God wanted a way for the people to be able to live with him forever so he impregnated a virgin who was consequently born in a stable. Throughout his life he performed many miracles such as healing the sick, restoring sight to a blind man and hearing to a deaf man, turning water into wine and feeding thousands of people with only a few loaves of bread and some fish. He even resurrected a close friend of his after he had been dead for 4 days. After approximately 30 years God decided that his own followers would turn jesus into the Romans. The romans had Jesus nailed to a cross (crucified). 3 days later Jesus rose from the dead to take his place at the right hand of God, thereby making a holy trinity. Yes god is infact 3 things, a father a son and a spirit. Jesus dies for our sins (and is resurrected) every year and that allows us access into eternal salvation.