Don't drink coke! (4 Viewers)

[ALLLICE]

but then again who drinks coke at 45 degrees?

and let's rule out carnies for now

 

[All Star Tiger]

Theres also Dihydrogen monoxide in there as well which they use in alot of cleaning agents. It could poison, burn, scar, and kill you.

very bad

 

[ellen.louise]

very bad

My.... friend got me on this joke... Then... had to... explain it. *This is why I don't do science!!!*

 

[ALLLICE]

Dihrdrogen monoxide=water

...for those at a loss

 

[ellen.louise]

Dihrdrogen monoxide=water

...for those at a loss

Clearly a nErD joke. *no wonder I didn't get it...

BTW 3 inches of it can kill you.

 

[Gilbert1]

Dihrdrogen monoxide=water

...for those at a loss

Thanks for that. I was completly at a lost then. God I hated science

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

Clearly a nErD joke. *no wonder I didn't get it...

BTW 3 inches of it can kill you.

thats not nerdy trust me.. i have seen some jokes that are so much worse

 

[ellen.louise]

thats not nerdy trust me.. i have seen some jokes that are so much worse

See the pick up lines thread:

"I wish you were sine squared x and I was cosine squared x, so together we could be one."

 

[ALLLICE]

oooh how about this one...

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

though this one's more computer nerdy

EDIT: ok this is funny cos "10" is 2 in binary

 

[ellen.louise]

EDIT: ok this is funny cos "10" is 2 in binary

Thanks for that :rofl:

I was lost...

 

[Ranger Stacie]

Don't drink coke...
it will make your teeth fall out and make you fat.

 

[(enigma)]

Don't drink coke...
it will make your teeth fall out and make you fat.

no!! its all a lie!!
i see the truth!
it is air that makes you fat!!
if we all stop breathing then noone will be fat!!!!!!

 

[S1M0]

no!! its all a lie!!
i see the truth!
it is air that makes you fat!!
if we all stop breathing then noone will be fat!!!!!!

Seems perfectly logical....

[/sarcasm]

 

[Miss Murder]

All foods that come in packets are slowly killing you with toxins and chemicals, as are all fruit and vegetables grown on non-organic fertilizers. If you want to only ingest perfectly healthy food, move to a desolated area not yet reached by pollution(or at least not much) and grow it yourself. All of it.

*opens a can of Coke Zero* Mmmm, Sodium Citrates =}

 

[rosiemorrison]

coke killed my father...
and raped my mother.

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

I hate coke.

 

[Pace_T]

coke is what fat bitches binge on when theyre upset out their weight

 

[eleanynx23]

yeh i never drink coke. hate it. apparently a report somewhere says that diet coke is twice as deadly as ordinary coke. considering the fact that people have died just for drinking nothing but coke, that should be proof enough not to consume the stuff.

http://frostfirepulse.com/what-happens-if-you-drink-a-can-of-coke-right-now

this one site freaked me out quite a bit. and if diet coke has twice the amount of crap that they put into an ordinary one...imagine what could happen. i think though this should apply to not only coke but to all fizzy beverages. they all pretty much contain the same crap. artificial sweeteners, glucose...

 

[caseylee]

yeh i never drink coke. hate it. apparently a report somewhere says that diet coke is twice as deadly as ordinary coke. considering the fact that people have died just for drinking nothing but coke, that should be proof enough not to consume the stuff.

http://frostfirepulse.com/what-happens-if-you-drink-a-can-of-coke-right-now

this one site freaked me out quite a bit. and if diet coke has twice the amount of crap that they put into an ordinary one...imagine what could happen. i think though this should apply to not only coke but to all fizzy beverages. they all pretty much contain the same crap. artificial sweeteners, glucose...

my friend is obsesed with coke, he drinks at least 3 bottles a day!!! its quite scary

 

[caseylee]

coke killed my father...
and raped my mother.

...WHAT!?