Ernst & Young (3 Viewers)

[pmtruong]

hi all im starting with deloitte not ey but i thought id share the timetable that wood allow us to go there once a week. It currently includes qma but we can drop that after we get the concessioon card which will aloow us to have one massive 2-8 tuesday. Most firms allow half a day off...im lett of at 1 oclock for this. So enrol asap be4 spots run out..cya nex yr!
Hi proo enjoyin ur holiday...ill be in asia in 3 days! How dodgy is unsw being with their commerce cutooff...marked up by heaps!

Tuesday
2-4 Acc 1A lecture
Lecture S1 2184 C Open 45/350 Tue 14:00 - 16:00 (Wks:1-6,7-14)

4-5 Acc tutorial
Tutorial S1 2210 T16C Open 1/25 Tue 16:00 - 17:00 (Wks:2-6,7-14)

5-6 Micro tutorial
Tutorial S1 3278 578 Open 7/21 Tue 17:00 - 18:00 (Wks:1-6,7-14)

6-8 Micro lecture
Lecture S1 3199 E Open 21/180 Tue 18:00 - 20:00 (Wks:1-6,7-14)

Thursday
5-6 Quant A tutorial
Tutorial S1 3328 526 Open 2/25 Thu 17:00 - 18:00 (Wks:1-6,7-14)

6-8 QMA lecture
Lecture S1 3300 C Open 23/200 Thu 18:00 - 20:00 (Wks:1-6,7-14)

If u think this may be too hectic...remember that most lec and tut are availbale on podcast anyways so u cood use the day u save to listen to those insted. Any questions jus message me...before 8pm saturday tho.

 

[Dingo2004]

in regards to some people in here saying its way more competitive for uni graduates to get a job with E&Y etc.. my friend actually only gotta PASS average for his GPA at uni.. and still gotta job with E&Y

 

[Newbie]

i wonder if anyone still remembers who i am

PWC > EY rah rah rah

 

[Minai]

I do, and EY > PWC lol

 

[Newbie]

stop spending your lunchbreaks at galaxy world ddr !!!!11

 

[Meads]

It's always interesting walking past their and watching all the die-hards really work it on the pads.

 

[squiRtle2006]

HAY!.. i'm trying to apply this year.. how do i do it.. i like serioiusly am soo lost.. i click the apply online button but nothing happens.. please help.. i'm soo confused at the moment..

Muchly appreciated if you can help!
thank you
Jodie

 

[seremify007]

stop spending your lunchbreaks at galaxy world ddr !!!!11

Isn't that Minai? LOL I've stopped going there at lunchbreaks... too lazy to DDR in a suit

 

[endlessww]

About when does the time come to apply? Not one of the big four has a clear opening date, and in all the other big four sites (except Deloitte, who are marginally more organized in this amtter) have got anything except general information (e.g. trying to apply online for KPMG brings me to a job search engine with nothing on cadetships).

 

[Meads]

About when does the time come to apply? Not one of the big four has a clear opening date, and in all the other big four sites (except Deloitte, who are marginally more organized in this amtter) have got anything except general information (e.g. trying to apply online for KPMG brings me to a job search engine with nothing on cadetships).

EY have started going to schools to promote, so in the next couple of months I would say the applications would open.

I will let people know in this forum when the applications open online. Dont worry there will be plenty of time to complete an application.

 

[roadcone]

just quietly meads you should be very pleased with this thred... two years and still going strong (despite some attempts by competing pwc and kpmg threads - but they have just disappeared into the abyss).

 

[Meads]

just quietly meads you should be very pleased with this thred... two years and still going strong (despite some attempts by competing pwc and kpmg threads - but they have just disappeared into the abyss).

I was thinking the same thing. Not a bad stint.

I still check this thread and the commerce/business folder when at work, even though I did my HSC in 2005, I wonder if I will ever stop checking!?!?

2008 Trainee Recruitment coming up so I am sure we will start getting a bit more traffic in this thread soon.

 

[~Yoko~]

Hi,

Anyone working in Ernst & Young interested to refer me to Ernst & Young Melbourne? I worked for Ernst & Young Hong Kong before. Hope can hear from you guys/gals!

Yoko

 

[Meads]

That could make me a handy $3000.

 

[eeeman]

That could make me a handy $3000.

which the money will go to escorts

 

[Meads]

which the money will go to escorts

Well said.

 

[turtleface]

lol is this thread really the largest on BOS?

On the topic of escorts I came across this the other day:

Am I an Auditor or a Prostitute?

1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp (read: Partner) gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
17. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
18. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
19. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
20. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
21. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
22. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
23. Your pimp seems to often abuse you, forgetting that without you, he would not have a business.
24. You do all the real work, but the pimp has a higher stigma and more money, and really just has to "coordinate" the work for you. Sometimes, you wonder if you could just make more money pimping out yourself.
25. You get so brainwashed into the lifestyle, that you don't realize that life can be better, until it is too late.
26. Personal time, or a work/life balance, is meaningless to your pimp, all he cares about is satisfying the clients, despite how many times he tells you he loves you.
27. After a few years, you find that all your non-prostitute friends are no longer your friends, because you lost touch and your schedule and lifestyle was difficult to manage, and you find that you associate primarily with other prostitutes.
28. The turnover rate is ridiculously high. Everyone thinks they can do it for a few years, no problem, but after just a few clients railing you, many break under the pressure, or quit for a better life.
29. Most of the time, your job could be performed by a well-trained monkey.
30. You thought college was a waste of time.

 

[watatank]

lol is this thread really the largest on BOS?

nah there's larger.

 

[koube0530]

Hi,

Anyone working in Ernst & Young interested to refer me to Ernst & Young Melbourne? I worked for Ernst & Young Hong Kong before. Hope can hear from you guys/gals!

Yoko

God I pity you. Did you come back to Sydney?

 

[Newbie]

actually the thread i started as bobo123 a long time ago is the largest i think
What are you listening to now RIGHT NOW

hehe

EY SUCKS
PWC & KPMG ROCKS LALALALALALA