Ever had sex on the beach? (1 Viewer)

[Katie123]

i'm thinking wet sand in places that it shouldnt be would act like cement !!
nope no sex on the beach for me

 

[soha]

everyones talking about sand in bad places
do it on a towel then..or blanket..or err...a rock

 

[Tuggi3]

Ive done it at the beach.

You got to be smart about it though...
Lie on a jacket or something and your not gonna have full hardcore rolling roud kicking and screaming sex, unless your into the whole sand in the punani thing.

It's a nice atmosphere but thats about it. After you put ur pants back on n dust all the sand out of them, it's kinda romantic....lying there looking at the waves and the stars...awww

 

[Ranger Stacie]

what's the fascination with lifeguards?

my best friend thought this life guard was hot, and she went and deliberately stung herself with a blue bottle so she had an excuse to go up to him, only it didnt work, it wasnt stinging, and she made me walk up the beach with her scouring for blue bottles, she tried 8 before she found one that actually left a mark
in conclusion blue bottles really are not that bad
also, ironically he was not that hot close up

 

[jumb]

my best friend thought this life guard was hot, and she went and deliberately stung herself with a blue bottle so she had an excuse to go up to him, only it didnt work, it wasnt stinging, and she made me walk up the beach with her scouring for blue bottles, she tried 8 before she found one that actually left a mark
in conclusion blue bottles really are not that bad
also, ironically he was not that hot close up

Some girls are stupid.

Actually, all girls are stupid.

 

[braad]

i'm thinking wet sand in places that it shouldnt be would act like cement !!
nope no sex on the beach for me

jeeeez...i'll tell ur bf that, he'll be dashed! dashed i say!!!!

 

[OZGIRL86]

Some girls are stupid.

Actually, all girls are stupid.

_________

 

[OZGIRL86]

everyones talking about sand in bad places
do it on a towel then..or blanket..or err...a rock

yeah or you can always go for a swim afterwards

 

[braad]

yeah or you can always go for a swim afterwards

jeeeeeeeeeeez girl...dont be so logical!

 

[ney_rox_ur_sox]

yea c'mon, the beach is a lovely place to have sex on, u just gotta plan it and know how!! lol
me and my bf have sex on the beach all the time...he just has these 2 really big sleeping bags that we've zipped together to make one massive one and just hop in and go for it! its so warm if its a cold nite and then no one can see u either....good idea i reckon. anyways, yea :uhhuh:

 

[braad]

yeh...damn, when i get a gf n 2 sleeping bags, i'll try it

but yeh...unlikely

 

[jumb]

but yeh...unlikely

Damn, you beat me to it.

 

[OZGIRL86]

jeeeeeeeeeeez girl...dont be so logical!

haha braad

 

[braad]

haha braad

if i got a dollar from each time u sed that, i'd have....errrr....

*thinks*

$2

 

[jumb]

if i got a dollar from each time u sed that, i'd have....errrr....

*thinks*

$2

Quit ripping yourself off!

 

[soha]

this thread puts that annoying song in my head
sex on the beach
one you cant sing out loud
so its literally in my head argh
etc

 

[creasy]

i cant believe everyone dismissed it!

try it for yourself, don't just listen to people talk about their fake-assed past experiences, it could be the best thing you do

 

[OZGIRL86]

if i got a dollar from each time u sed that, i'd have....errrr....

*thinks*

$2

lucky you!

 

[kat-rox-ur-jox]

sex in the ocean is good at night. but sand and creepy crawly bites dont sound fun

 

[braad]

lucky you!

yehh...at this rate i'll be able to BUY my way 2 sex on the beach