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Fav. Teacher sayings? (4 Viewers)
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My Maths Teacher: "Don't be Mad!"
Year 8 English teacher
'3 2 1 Detention you'
Year 9 Science teacher
'Hopefully.....'
Whenever she made a prediction of an experiment, she always used the word 'Hopefully'
Year 10 Geography teacher -
'Excuse me!'
'Outside!'
'Don't argue'
'Don't Miss me' <== People kept yelling 'Miss! Miss!' to attract her attention throught the lesson.
Year 10 History Teacher
'Everyone alphabetical order'
That dickhead teacher made our class to sit in alphabetical order of our last name. His reasons were everyone was talking in class and is easier for him to mark the roll ~Bullshit~
Year 10 Science Teacher
'The whole idea is.....'
She said that almost every minute.
Year 12 Chemistry teacher
'Highlight it, sit on it, jump on it, learn it. Kapish'
Year 12 Maths teacher
'I try and I try but still you do not listen'
'I don't know why I bother'
'If you don't want to listen just leave.'
'3 2 1 Detention you'
Year 9 Science teacher
'Hopefully.....'
Whenever she made a prediction of an experiment, she always used the word 'Hopefully'
Year 10 Geography teacher -
'Excuse me!'
'Outside!'
'Don't argue'
'Don't Miss me' <== People kept yelling 'Miss! Miss!' to attract her attention throught the lesson.
Year 10 History Teacher
'Everyone alphabetical order'
That dickhead teacher made our class to sit in alphabetical order of our last name. His reasons were everyone was talking in class and is easier for him to mark the roll ~Bullshit~
Year 10 Science Teacher
'The whole idea is.....'
She said that almost every minute.
Year 12 Chemistry teacher
'Highlight it, sit on it, jump on it, learn it. Kapish'
Year 12 Maths teacher
'I try and I try but still you do not listen'
'I don't know why I bother'
'If you don't want to listen just leave.'
persephone
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2 of my english teachers when they have no response to something but they have to say something is
"Well!"
in a very sarcastic tone
"Well!"
in a very sarcastic tone
thejosiekiller
every me
persephone said:
thats the funniest thing yet
dont u have another story?
disco_dave
is the disco_king!
i think it might be one of those... you know, "you have to be there" situations!!thejosiekiller said:
but it was funny in its own right.... :uhhuh:
thejosiekiller
every me
id imagine so
our modern history teacher -- "This is due to the na na na factor"
what exactly is the na na na factor i hear you ask? thats the scientific way of referring to ego ie, my nuke is bigger than yours kinda dealie... cracks us up everytime.
what exactly is the na na na factor i hear you ask? thats the scientific way of referring to ego ie, my nuke is bigger than yours kinda dealie... cracks us up everytime.
Junior Science:
*After handing out CDS*
"So take them home and give them a good workout tonight"
Physics:
"Less talk more action"
"We're going to watch Newton's balls in motion"
At Year 11 camp:
Student: I don't want to sit there, there's a knob on the seat
Teacher: There's a first time for everything
Maths:
Student: It's 5:6
Teacher: No, It's 5 past 3
PE:
"Don't get on my bad side, because it will end in a confrontation which I will win"
Chemistry:
"Is it possible for me to walk out of this room without leaving the rest of the class in danger, (name omitted)?"
Office:
Office Lady: Are you the two boys who put their bags in front of the doorway for me to trip over? I've already moved them twice
Student: Did it work?
ah, good times, good times.
*After handing out CDS*
"So take them home and give them a good workout tonight"
Physics:
"Less talk more action"
"We're going to watch Newton's balls in motion"
At Year 11 camp:
Student: I don't want to sit there, there's a knob on the seat
Teacher: There's a first time for everything
Maths:
Student: It's 5:6
Teacher: No, It's 5 past 3
PE:
"Don't get on my bad side, because it will end in a confrontation which I will win"
Chemistry:
"Is it possible for me to walk out of this room without leaving the rest of the class in danger, (name omitted)?"
Office:
Office Lady: Are you the two boys who put their bags in front of the doorway for me to trip over? I've already moved them twice
Student: Did it work?
ah, good times, good times.
Currybabe29
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Business Teacher: Aww, bless your little cotton socks
Chemistry teacher: Are you two in the front HOLDING HANDS!? Ooo, there's certainly some chemistry going on there...
Chemistry teacher: Are you two in the front HOLDING HANDS!? Ooo, there's certainly some chemistry going on there...
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english teacher is american, so we force her to say "baked beans and tomato sauce"
maths teacher is weird, she says "rightio" "you're going to have to be quiet"
our business teacher's voice hasn't broken yet, so it's always squeaking whilst he talks
our economics teacher is so out of it, he drove out the IN side of the carpet, and my mate said in a really slow voice, "woah, i'm go-ing o-ut da in"
our PE teacher in yr9 was a statistics freak, he'd go like, "according to stats, 2/7 of you will die of cancer, and he'd point at like every 3rd kid and go, that means you, and you and you and you AND YOOUUU!!!~#@!"
our old maths teacher used to say root really funny, and my mate laughed for like 12 minutes in class and wouldnt shut up, cause he said root 2 root 2.
and um, theres way more, but ya, you get the point...
maths teacher is weird, she says "rightio" "you're going to have to be quiet"
our business teacher's voice hasn't broken yet, so it's always squeaking whilst he talks
our economics teacher is so out of it, he drove out the IN side of the carpet, and my mate said in a really slow voice, "woah, i'm go-ing o-ut da in"
our PE teacher in yr9 was a statistics freak, he'd go like, "according to stats, 2/7 of you will die of cancer, and he'd point at like every 3rd kid and go, that means you, and you and you and you AND YOOUUU!!!~#@!"
our old maths teacher used to say root really funny, and my mate laughed for like 12 minutes in class and wouldnt shut up, cause he said root 2 root 2.
and um, theres way more, but ya, you get the point...
lilmzqt
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ok lets see....
english teacher: "im yelling" in the quietest voice possible
*to least productive student in the class* "your my pet...."
business: *concerning half yearlys* "i think every1 got what they deserved...." *then directly at me* "except you - you got about 5 times wat you deserve...." (YAY!!!)
maths teacher(not mine): take out ur boooookss.....*in a strong accent - its real but sounds funny*
*regarding the hot cross buns another teacher brought in for some staff* "she's got some nice buns.......(the teacher who he was refering to is over 50 from wat we know).....WRONG!!!!
english teacher: "im yelling" in the quietest voice possible
*to least productive student in the class* "your my pet...."
business: *concerning half yearlys* "i think every1 got what they deserved...." *then directly at me* "except you - you got about 5 times wat you deserve...." (YAY!!!)
maths teacher(not mine): take out ur boooookss.....*in a strong accent - its real but sounds funny*
*regarding the hot cross buns another teacher brought in for some staff* "she's got some nice buns.......(the teacher who he was refering to is over 50 from wat we know).....WRONG!!!!
when the PE couldn't get us to move she said "I'm going to have to start..........(large pause, thinking of what to say)............insisting!"
ooh miss please don't insist, i don't think I could bear it.
i must also say that this was during a sport we did which was power walking. pretty much we dawdled around the beaches for 1 1/2 hours on a wednesday afternoon. what a joke of a sport
ooh miss please don't insist, i don't think I could bear it.
i must also say that this was during a sport we did which was power walking. pretty much we dawdled around the beaches for 1 1/2 hours on a wednesday afternoon. what a joke of a sport
lol i know this isnt somethin a teacher said....but there used to be a sign on the staffroom toilet door saying "please keep door shut to omit unpleasant odours" LOL too funny!!! (since it was right next to the staffroom where they eat) ahahaha i guess u had to be there... hee hee
lilmzqt
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i just remembered another 1. i wasnt in the class at the time but i heard about it lots. theres this teacher who used to teach english at our school and she always said "shhh" one lesson her class decided lets count how may times she said it. they got to 50? i dont remember how many but lots and then cheered....apparantly their count just about doubled after all that cheering....hahaha
etc. etc. etc.
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Design and Technology teacher in thick Welsh accent- "Come on in happy people"
And at the end of the lesson "Pack up mode! Pack up mode! A clean workshop is a happy workshop!"
A substitute teacher "Okay guys.... be quiet.... guuuuuuuuuuys be quiet. Come on guuuuuys do your work. Guuuuys listen okay? Alright?"
Religion teacher "It was Kosher everything down at Bondi.... Kosher deli, Kosher supermarket, Kosher Chemist.... and there's a synagogue on every corner"
Year 10 Standard Maths teacher "None of you should pick Maths next year. You're just not smart enough"
Art teacher drawing a fish in a mini skirt and platform shoes "There! Now she's fit for the Great Western Highway!" and then drawing a cat sitting on a photocopier "Mmm, pussy porn"
haha my art teacher is the best for these. On average he makes about 5 awesome jokes a lesson that leave us all in stitches.
And at the end of the lesson "Pack up mode! Pack up mode! A clean workshop is a happy workshop!"
A substitute teacher "Okay guys.... be quiet.... guuuuuuuuuuys be quiet. Come on guuuuuys do your work. Guuuuys listen okay? Alright?"
Religion teacher "It was Kosher everything down at Bondi.... Kosher deli, Kosher supermarket, Kosher Chemist.... and there's a synagogue on every corner"
Year 10 Standard Maths teacher "None of you should pick Maths next year. You're just not smart enough"
Art teacher drawing a fish in a mini skirt and platform shoes "There! Now she's fit for the Great Western Highway!" and then drawing a cat sitting on a photocopier "Mmm, pussy porn"
haha my art teacher is the best for these. On average he makes about 5 awesome jokes a lesson that leave us all in stitches.