english teacher is american, so we force her to say "baked beans and tomato sauce"
maths teacher is weird, she says "rightio" "you're going to have to be quiet"
our business teacher's voice hasn't broken yet, so it's always squeaking whilst he talks
our economics teacher is so out of it, he drove out the IN side of the carpet, and my mate said in a really slow voice, "woah, i'm go-ing o-ut da in"
our PE teacher in yr9 was a statistics freak, he'd go like, "according to stats, 2/7 of you will die of cancer, and he'd point at like every 3rd kid and go, that means you, and you and you and you AND YOOUUU!!!~#@!"
our old maths teacher used to say root really funny, and my mate laughed for like 12 minutes in class and wouldnt shut up, cause he said root 2 root 2.
and um, theres way more, but ya, you get the point...