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[steph@nie]

Montana : I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

Cherita Chen (from Donnie Darko): Chut up!

 

[^___ShabS___^]

the only one thats been on my mind for the last couple of days .. is from titanic

rose: you jump i jump, right?

 

[~Dreamer]

from donnie darko:
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

 

[Jake_434]

I don't know if it's been said because I can't be bothered reading all of them, but the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket has the best quotes of all time:

Drill Sergeant "How tall are you private"
Private "Sir, five foot nine sir!!"
Drill Sergeant "Bullshit.. I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

 

[Farkette]

cant remember any exact quote, but for those of u whove seen Dodgeball,

any of the scenes where ben stillers character is trying to make calls on the vince vauhn dude.. AHAHAHAHA funny shiat.. and vince is like wtf..? ur an idiot..


lol
if anyone can get these/one.. please do...


ps love that billy madison one too

gotta love old school adam sandler:

happy gilmore

"i hold two records in ice hockey.. one for spending the most time in the penalty box and the other for being the only person to ever try to stab someone with a skate" (*not exact*)

"just taaaap it in"

"GO HOME BALL!!"

"hah! i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"

 

[glycerine]

bus driver - that veronica vaughn is one fine piece of ayss. i know from experience dude if you know what i mean
billy - no... no you don't
bus driver - well, okay, no, but her and a friend of mine? got it on
billy - no they didn't
bus driver - well, no, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did

veronica - (sung) billy, sweet billy boy
i knew you would go back
no one can stop you if you try
don't i have a nice rack?

shampoo is better! i go on first and clean the hair
conditioner is better! i make the hair silky and smooooth
oh really fool?!
really!

 

[eth]

Lots from LotR - Two Towers. Especially Gimli

Gimli: Three days and night's pursuit. No food. No rest. No sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell!

I didn't notice the pun until about the 30th time I watched it.

Gimli: Nobody panic, it was deliberate, it was deliberate
(after falling off horse)

Gimli: Get me up here, I'm a rider.....
Charge! Forward, charge forward!

Gimli: What's happening out there?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: Huh!? I'll have no pointy-ear outscore me!

In the extended edition...
Legolas: Final count: forty-two.
Gimli: Forty-two? Well, that's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting on forty-three.
Legolas: *shoots orc Gimli is sitting on*
Forty-three.
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching cos he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
*shakes axe handle causing orc's legs to twitch*

 

[stamos]

in the opening scene of carrie, she starts getting her period in the gym showers, and freaks out (screaming and whatever)

then all the girls start throwing tampons at her yelling 'plug it up! plug it up! plug it up!'

fucking fantastic

 

[Soma]

What is this carrie movie of which you speak?

Oh and my fave line is Tommy in Goodfellas

'But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?'

 

[um..]

occy, on the beach at sunset just before rick caine paddles out for his first surf - "a twin fin? nobody rides twin fins in hawaii!"

then later on, after rick gets his first wave - "that wasnt a wave that was a ripple! ive seen bigger waves in the toilet!"

taken from north shore, the finest film ever made

 

[glycerine]

in the opening scene of carrie, she starts getting her period in the gym showers, and freaks out (screaming and whatever)

then all the girls start throwing tampons at her yelling 'plug it up! plug it up! plug it up!'

fucking fantastic

hahaha that was hilarious

 

[The Bograt]

"Say hello to my little friend..."
Tony Montana

 

[thejosiekiller]

spinal tap "because it goes to 11 for that extra ..."

the usual suspects - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/quotes
there are too many from that movie

clockwork orange - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/quotes

 

[Benny_]

*Digs through quote collection*

Let's start with... Casablanca:

"Heres lookin at you kid."
"Round up the usual suspects."
"I was told you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. That was a gross understatement

Rick: And remember this gun is pointed right at your heart.
Renault: That is my least vulernable spot.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship... "

Now for something more recent, Michael Mann's Collateral

Vincent : Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max : Well, who was he?
Vincent : What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max : Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent : Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max : What?
Vincent : Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max : Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent : You don't know the guy in the trunk, either

Vincent : Lets go.
Max : Hey, why don't you just take the cab?
Vincent : Take the cab?
Max : Yeah, you take it. I'll - I'll chill. I'll - I'll just chill. They don't even know who's driving these things half the time anyway. They never check or anything. Okay... so... just - just take it. You, me...
Vincent : You promise not to tell anybody right?
Max : Yeah... yeah... yeah... promise.
Vincent : Get in the fucking car.

 

[acmilan]

What is this carrie movie of which you speak?

Oh and my fave line is Tommy in Goodfellas

'But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?'

bus driver - that veronica vaughn is one fine piece of ayss. i know from experience dude if you know what i mean
billy - no... no you don't
bus driver - well, okay, no, but her and a friend of mine? got it on
billy - no they didn't
bus driver - well, no, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did

veronica - (sung) billy, sweet billy boy
i knew you would go back
no one can stop you if you try
don't i have a nice rack?

shampoo is better! i go on first and clean the hair
conditioner is better! i make the hair silky and smooooth
oh really fool?!
really!

Hahaha i love those scenes

 

[vanbasten]

Any part in Snatch where Mickey the Pikey speaks.

And Dumb and Dumber. I know that movie off by heart. Quotes aren't as funny without visuals.

(When they are fighting before the ball and Harry smacks Lloyd really hard)
Lloyd: TIME OUT!


Lloyd(to Mary Swanson): Mary, I have something to tell you. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

Lloyd (to Andre): We have enough towels, thanks.
Andre(points gun): Aren't going to let me in? I believe you have something that belongs to me.
Lloyd: I'm sorry Mr Samsonite, you can have you briefcase back.


Then there's Zoolander....

Derek(doing the "eugoogoly): They were like brothers to me. Not real brothers but the way black people use it.

Hansel: Can I call you Matil?

 

[welshi]

"nobody puts baby in a corner"

"as you wish"

"your father always knew you were a prenominally accelerated child."
"what about me?"
"you are rebellious, and ungrateful of my love."

"oh, no, it CAN'T be thursday, it's just TOO GRUESOME!"

"stop looking at me swan!"

"it's only a flesh wound."

"why would you change your name TO latrine?"
"it used to be Shithouse!"

"ditto."

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"i'm obnoxious!"

first one to PM me with the names of ALL those movies gets a rep.

 

[Atotoi]

Mine is from "Orange County"

Shaun: "i have the sneaking suspicion that my english teacher is illiterate"

and anything in sntch really.. especially the funny scene where Tyrone tries to park the car and hits something...

 

[natalie22]

All time fav:

"is there anything more to life then being really really ridicously good-looking?"- derek zoolander

"hansel...so hot right now" :disco:

 

[Kazuya]

Batman, great film

Joker/Jack
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile!"

"Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

And I love Sleepy Hollow too, another Burton classic

Ichabod: "Perhaps there is a bit of witch in you, Katrina."
Katrina: "Why do you say that?"
Ichabod: "Because you have bewitched me."

Ichabod: "You must NEVER move the body!"
Lancaster: "Why not?"
Ichabod: "Because..." and walks off with a sheepish look