futurama thread (2 Viewers)

[Trev]

family guy is just as brilliant as futurama, damn stewie is so kool
"Oh my god Brian, there's a message in my alphabits! It says, Ooooooo.!" "Peter, those are cheerios" heh

 

[tabularasa]

i love in the cryonic women when fry bender and leela are fired and zoidber goes
"Hoorah now zoidberg is the popular one"
Others: "Yes lets all talk to zoidberg" "so how have you been etc etc"
Zoidberg: "Oh you know"

 

[thejosiekiller]

"now remember when they wake up say 'WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!'"
"hay i was frozen i know what people want to hear"
guy wakes up
"toilets over there"

"hay why did you wake me up early, i was meant to wake up at the opening of jury duty 2"
"but i woke you up so we could do stuff"
"like what?"
"this (starts probulator)"

 

[GromReaper]

(After Zoidberg has been given a sedative) "Why always... the fighting?"

"Come one, come all, he said. He said I looked like a smart young man! 'So, is it a deal?' I enquired. Two hours later, he was gone, with sixty of my dollars! But I had his miracle cream!!"

"Please select mode of death."
"Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call?"
"You have selected Slow and Painful."

 

[thejosiekiller]

nice choice

 

[chepas]

Hooray Futurama!

My favourites are the musical numbers that they did.

The Elves' X-mas Eve Song:

Elves - We are free and fairly sober with so many toys to build.
The machines are kind of tricky, probably someone will be killed.
But we gladly work for nothing
Fry - Which is good because we don't intend to pay
All - The elves are back to work today
Elves - Hooray!

We have just a couple hours to make several billion gifts.
And the labour isn't easy
Leela - Then you'll all work triple shifts!
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed
All - It's back to work on X-mas eve
Hooray!!!

::rofl:

And the Whalers song:

We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whalers
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

HAHA.

 

[thejosiekiller]

"what smells like blue?"

"why cant we be universe A?"
"cause this place kind of feels like a B you know"

 

[tabularasa]

"Grunka lunka dunkity do we've got a friendly warning for you
Grunka lunka dunkity davers the secret of slurm's on a need to know basis
Asking questions in school is a great wway to learn
If you try that stuff here u might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the slurm
It coudl easily happen again to you folk
So keep your heads down and keep your mouths shut
Grunka Lunka lunka Dunkity dunk"

LAter

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity ingredient
you will not ask aboutt he secret ingredient"

Even LAter

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity darmed guards"
BEnder: Shut the hell up

 

[thejosiekiller]

hard ass....i heard that

 

[GromReaper]

"Meanwhile...in Universe A, Hermes A heads towards the Sun...A."

"YOU WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT!!"

 

[jhakka]

Kiff: The jackass wants to see you.

 

[Belle]

"Grunka lunka dunkity do we've got a friendly warning for you
Grunka lunka dunkity davers the secret of slurm's on a need to know basis
Asking questions in school is a great wway to learn
If you try that stuff here u might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the slurm
It coudl easily happen again to you folk
So keep your heads down and keep your mouths shut
Grunka Lunka lunka Dunkity dunk"

LAter

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity ingredient
you will not ask aboutt he secret ingredient"

Even LAter

"Grunka Lunka Dunkity darmed guards"
BEnder: Shut the hell up

Lol

Episode with the Amazon women

Leela: "Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram her to let them go."
Bender: "Maybe you can interface with my ass! By biting it!"

 

[Belle]

Bender: Wooo! Get a room you two.
-we are in a room.
Bender: Well then lose some weight!!

Hahahahahah that's a classic!

 

[walrusbear]

We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whalers
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

HAHA.

hahahahaha

No one knows where, when or how Man first landed on the moon...
but our fungineers think it might have happened something like this:

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON...'

that is possibly my favourite episode

is has the awesome bender 'blackjack and hookers' joke too

 

[girlanachronism]

Zapp: Kiff, come here, I've got the captains itch
Kiff: *sigh* I'll get the powder, sir

 

[crazyhomo]

leela: why did you bring us here?
zoidberg: and why did i have to take a cab?

 

[thejosiekiller]

zoidburg: becareful leela with that adley he's a doctor and can be very poor

lella: actually most doctors are rich

zoidburg: what! when did this happen? you're joking right? THATS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tabularasa]

I love in the first ebnder flexo ep and those to are fighthing leela goes.
"I don't which one to shoot"
Fry: "Shoot flexo"

 

[jhakka]

Bender: Bite my shiny metal.... lower back.

 

[thejosiekiller]

"I have ridden the mighty moon worm!!!"

"good for him"