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Futurama Futurefest on Fox8 was v good. I sat there for 5 and 1/2 hours watching non-stop futurama ...
 

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omg y did they have 2 cancel this it should have replaced the simpsons as it has simply dragged on for too long but i love the one where zoidberg is doing the mating thing on the beach or the first episode how he tells fry to say something with his nostrils and replies with "hey! my mother was a saint!"
 

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some of the best quotes are

[Zapp Brannigan offers Leela some champagne]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin?
Leela: I didn't realize you were such a "coin-a sewer."
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, I have studied abroad... or two.

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

[On turning Leela into a Slurm Queen]
Glurmo: But your Highness, she's a commoner. Her slurm will taste foul.
Slurm Queen: Yes. Which is why we'll market it as "New Slurm". Then when everyone hates it, we'll bring back "Slurm Classic," and make billions.

[Dr. Zoidberg is preparing to look for a mate]
Dr. Zoidberg: How do I look?
Bender: Like whale barf.
Dr. Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete.
 

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best quote:

"good news everyone. today youll be making a delivery to ebola 9, the virus planet"

"why cant they go today?"

"because tonights a special nite and i want you all to be alive!"

FUNNY
 

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ZAPP

"Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"

FRY

"That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."

"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."

"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"

"I did do the nasty in the past-y."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."

"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"

"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"

PROFESSOR

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..."

"Tell them I hate them!"

"Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."

"But I am already in my pajamas."
 

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Bumpity bump. Got the box set the other day and I love it. Never realised how funny Zoidberg is, and Hypnotoad is awesome.
And the winner is....HYPNOTOAD
 

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OMG I forgot that quote and it's the title of my blog. How depressing :(
 

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TV Guy: Back to Everybody Loves Hypnotoad!
Fry: This show's been going downhill since season three.
Haha and the Lucy Liu bot.
"I will always remember you....MEMORY DELETED"
"Oh Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the... POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND"
 
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i just downloaded season 4 and im lovin it ! hmm where can i get a copy of the game?
 

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oooh there's so many quotes i love

i want my hands back!
never! a deal's a deal even with a dirty dealer!
(actually the whole song)

when you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all

Words! nothing but sweet, sweet words which turn into bitter orange wax in my ears

fancy cigar why don't you smoke it already? puff puff go go go go go

if that stuff wasn't real how can i be sure anything is real, is it not possible nay probable that my whole life is just the product of my or someone elses imagination?
No, get out. Next
 

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Professor: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs??

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and the episode with MacNeal and her scandalously short skirts-

Bender: single female lawyer! Having lots of sex!

when Leela is acting as Jenny MacNeal and she has a a dodgy second eye stuck on her face so she looks human. and Zoidberg is a lawyer cross-examining her - in the middle of his speech and her eye gets stuck on his claw so he just eats it.

(god i LOVE Zoidberg)
 

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