greatest love song? (2 Viewers)

[Atticus.]

david gray: this years love

 

[Mojoman]

hey mojoman i dont think WYWH is a love song, it was written in the memory if syd barret, not really a "love" song. though it does deal with how someone cares about someone. maybe im just a bit confused.

the whole album is pretty much dedicated to syd. i think the song wish you were here, is the least directed at barrett, with shine on you crazy diamond being blatently written for him.

you can easily take wish you were here as a song for syd, but i think it can also be interpreted as a love song which i do, although some of the lines in wywh describe syd very well, "did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?".
regardless of meaning i think it is the most beautiful song i've ever heard.

 

[Mojoman]

pink floyd - bike

 

[phantom limb]

prince- when u were mine

 

[Led-Zep]

yea shine on u crazy diamond is pretty obvious to who its directed at. well anyway i like PF nonetheless, so many love songs but also many that ppl think are love songs yet they really aren't, theres one by sting i cant remember the name but its a nice song and all and many think its about love but its about breakin up or somethin. ill try and remember it...

 

[spin spin sugar]

prince- when u were mine

he has so many great love songs.

 

[AsyLum]

Bon Jovi - In these arms or Always or Bed of Roses

 

[OZGIRL86]

Bon Jovi - In these arms or Always or Bed of Roses

nice songs..

 

[OZGIRL86]

a nice love song is:

Bon Jovi-when i look into your eyes

ill add more later

 

[RingerINC]

Chris Rock -- Smack her with a dick

 

[cappen]

now ur an idiot, but such a romantic

 

[RingerINC]

Well, i try.

 

[cappen]

remmeebr neva to tell them that rap is mosogenistic or degrading...

 

[OZGIRL86]

Heres some

Monica-For you I will
Bon Jovi-I will always love you
Bon Jovi-When I look into your eyes
Jessica Simpson&Marc Anthony duet-There you were
U2-one
Savage Garden-I knew I loved you before I met you
Brandy-Have you ever
U2-everlasting love
Selena-I could fall in love with you
Mariah Carey and luther Vandross-endless love
Mariah carey-thank god I've found you
BoyzII men-On bended knee
BoyzIImen-I'll make love to you
Ronan keating-when you say nothing at all
Alex lloyd-Amazing
Bon jovi-Never say goodbye
Shania twain-You've got a way
Crowded house-something so strong
Kenny Loggins&Human Nature-Once in a lifetime
98degrees-I do cherish you
Roxette-Take my breath away
Shania twain-From this moment
Shania Twain-Your still the one
U2-sweetest thing
Heather Nova-London rain
Alicia Keys-If I ain't got you
Missy Higgins-Special two
Jewel-You were meant for me
Leonardos bride-Even when I'm sleeping
Mariah carey-always be my baby
The honeyz-Finally found
selena-dreaming of you
Olivia newton john- I honestly love you
Richard Marks-Now and forever
Extreme-More than words
Savage Garden-Truly madly deeply
Chicago-your the inspiration
Inxs-Never tear us apart
Mariah Carey-i'll be there
Matchbox 20-Missing you
Mr Big-to be with you
Bon Jovi-Bed of roses
Darren Hayes-insatiable
Wet wet wet-love is all around
Mandy Moore-I want to be with you
Enrique&Whitney Housten-Can I have this kiss forever
Bryan Adams/sting/rod stewart-All for love
Aerosmith-I don't wanna miss a thing
Bryan Adams&Barbara Steisand-I finally found someone
Bryan Adams-Everything I do

 

[cappen]

holy shit, im curious, do u have a life, o come up wit a list that extensive makes me learn as tho u dnt

 

[**blu_rose**]

i have a whole list of love songs i love but im kinda blank these are stuff i can come up with at the top of my head:
all mariah carey songs eg thank god i found u
brandy - have u ever
areosmith- dont wanna miss a thing
jt cry me a river

oh yeah and one of my favs (a bit of an oldie but still good, well i guess all my songs are oldies) unbreak my heart by toni braxton there's actually a remake of it by a grp of guys in french (i think it was french). i saw it on sbs but missed their name
omg and my ultimate fav its not really that popular -lifetime loving you
its the theme song of mask of zorro my favourite movie and tina arena sings it with marc anthony

 

[belly_moo]

savage garden - truly, madly, deeply
john mayer - st. patrick's day
slum village ft. kanye west - selfish
jewel - you were meant for me
frank sinatra - the way you look tonight

can't think of much more atm..

 

[RingerINC]

Heres some

Monica-For you I will
Bon Jovi-I will always love you
Bon Jovi-When I look into your eyes
Jessica Simpson&Marc Anthony duet-There you were
U2-one
Savage Garden-I knew I loved you before I met you
Brandy-Have you ever
U2-everlasting love
Selena-I could fall in love with you
Mariah Carey and luther Vandross-endless love
Mariah carey-thank god I've found you
BoyzII men-On bended knee
BoyzIImen-I'll make love to you
Ronan keating-when you say nothing at all
Alex lloyd-Amazing
Bon jovi-Never say goodbye
Shania twain-You've got a way
Crowded house-something so strong
Kenny Loggins&Human Nature-Once in a lifetime
98degrees-I do cherish you
Roxette-Take my breath away
Shania twain-From this moment
Shania Twain-Your still the one
U2-sweetest thing
Heather Nova-London rain
Alicia Keys-If I ain't got you
Missy Higgins-Special two
Jewel-You were meant for me
Leonardos bride-Even when I'm sleeping
Mariah carey-always be my baby
The honeyz-Finally found
selena-dreaming of you
Olivia newton john- I honestly love you
Richard Marks-Now and forever
Extreme-More than words
Savage Garden-Truly madly deeply
Chicago-your the inspiration
Inxs-Never tear us apart
Mariah Carey-i'll be there
Matchbox 20-Missing you
Mr Big-to be with you
Bon Jovi-Bed of roses
Darren Hayes-insatiable
Wet wet wet-love is all around
Mandy Moore-I want to be with you
Enrique&Whitney Housten-Can I have this kiss forever
Bryan Adams/sting/rod stewart-All for love
Aerosmith-I don't wanna miss a thing
Bryan Adams&Barbara Steisand-I finally found someone
Bryan Adams-Everything I do

Greatest love SONG... NOT SONGS

 

[Mojoman]

adam sandler - at a medium pace

 

[Oddy Nocki]

Has to be this:

Trapped In The Closet (full Version) Lyrics

(CHAPTER 1)


Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
In a bed that don’t belong to me
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain’t you

Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn’t plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin’ to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, “Woman move out my way”
Said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound
Or some shit is going down”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you”
She hops all over him
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar

throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet”

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says, “Bitch say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…






(CHAPTER 2)

Well...
Now he’s staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don’t have to go no further
I can clearly see what’s goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don’t lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said hoe I should’ve known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I’m like whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn’t have a man
Then he said man please,
I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don’t give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn’t know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I’m sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I’m like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we’re all comin out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I’m lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don’t shoot
3, he says don’t shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I'll be god damned it's a man

(CHAPTER 3)


Well,here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....



Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all begin,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,then she said
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said bitch please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club hoppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?......



She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Ruphus this is crazy,
and I said stop aguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
you son of a bitch,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......




Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Ruphus say they gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone......................



(CHAPTER 4)


Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except for you was doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
i said this is some bullshit...... while he give's me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...





(CHAPTER 5)


And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right god damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bullshit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinking
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitches house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said bab, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET (CHAPTER 6)

Believe it or not,
I just started laughing.
Shaking my head,and just
kept on laughing. Thinking
about all the things I had
been through that day. Then
she cries "What? Why do you
have that smile upon your
face?"

Then I laughed out said
"Thinking about all the things
I been through." She wipes her nose
and she sniffles and laughs out
"I been through it too."

Then I start laughing again
and she start laughing more.
Then next thing you know we're
both are cracking up on the floor.


She laughs out "I can't believe
this idiot really answered my phone."
Now meanwhile Twon just got out of
prison and he's on his way home.

Then she yells "Baby, I'm sorry for all
the lies and all the bore." Then I
say "Girl, just wait till I tell all the drama I been dealing with." She laughs "I wanna hear it all."

Then I laugh and say "Baby, first of
all, I got a hangover,been trapped in
the closet,slept with who knows,
threatened to kill a pastor." She
says "What?" "Baby know now he had
a lover turns out to be a gay guy."
She says "Damn. You been through a
lot." "Plus I got a ticket."

Meanwhile, the police, he turns
around. Just out of concern,
comes back to the house. Then
he pulls up in the driveway. My car's
parked with the lights on. Then he
goes around the backway. He hear the
dog barking like somethings wrong.

He gets to the back door, and
discovers it's been broken in.
He looks around, pulls his gun
out then he proceeds in.


Meanwhile, we're laughing and
laughing and laughing. From
his perspective he thinks that
somebody's crying. He gets closer
to the bedroom and he would swear
that somebody's coughing and sighing.
Meanwhile,we in the bedroom laughing
as I'm trying to continue to explain.
She yells out "Sylvester your killing
me." I said "I swear baby it went that way.

The next thing you know he bust up
in the room and say "Mothaf****
freeze!" And then I looked
back up at him and said "Wait
your that damn police!"

Then she scream "Baby, I mean
James." She says "Everything
is cool." And then he yells
"Gwendolyn I got this,I know
your sick and tired of this fool."

Then I stood up, startesd walking
toward him screaming "Man, get
out my house!" Then he yells
"Freeze!" She scream "Please!"

Then I pull my beretta out.
Then she cried out "Sylvester
please don't!" Then I started
thinking about him making love
to her. He said "Man, put the gun
on the floor." I can't stop thinking
about him and her.

I slowly put the gun down. And
then I put my hands up. Then he
winked at me and smiled. And
that is when I went nuts.

Hopped all over him round the
gun. She screaming "Settle down!"
Going all around the room, both
hands on the gun and all of a
sudden pow!

CHAPTER 7
There's, total silence, blood everywhere, and confusion on their faces as they continue to stare
Then Gwen starts shakin and cryin screamin what did you do
And then the policeman looks at me and screams see now I warned you
Then he starts pacin the floor screamin God what have we done here
Then she rush to the door blood on her hands screamin there goes your whole career
Meanwhile I'm freakin out sayin we got to do somethin and got to do somethin qiuck
Then he picks up the gun and says I have a wife at home I cant have no part of this
She says James I cant belive you just said just what you said
Cause thats not what you was sayin when your ass was in my bed
I said get married later
But right now we got to use our heads first of all did anybody think to check if the man was alive or dead
Then he looks at her she looks at me I look at them and we look at him
Meanwhile Gwen's aout to have a nervous breakdown the way she's shakin and cryin
And then she screams you bastards you've killed my brother
Then I said Gwen wait a minute I didn't she said no you killed my brother
She said he just got out of prison, he's been through a lot
He was talkin about changin his life and everything and to come home and get shot
Then I said baby it wasnt my fault this man had a gun on me
Besides how was I to know that you was gettin down with this crooked ass police
He says now wait minute and I said naw you wait a minute
And then I say man this is my wife we had a life until you butted up in it
She cried out Slyvester now hold on
Eventhough he was in our home let's not forget the fact that you was out there creepin in another man's home
(Agh, Agh) (Agh, Agh) Twon starts coughin (Agh, Agh) then she says Twon oh my God baby brother are you okay
Then he looks up at her and says I'm not goin to die at least not today
Then he asks what happened says why did I get shot?
Slyvesyer what is this policeman doin here I said go on tell him cop
He says son we got to get you to a hospital and take a look at that wound
Twon says no I'm ok its just my shoulder all I need is a bathroom
Then 5 minutes has gone by and they tellin Twon everything that happened
Twon says shit man I would have been better off in prison
And now somebody's bangin at the door and I'm like awww naw here we go again
Thinkin outloud to myself sayin when is this shit goin to end
Then Gwendolyn looks at me and says baby you got that
Naw I say no
She says why
I said because I'm not openin up another mothafuckin door
Then the cop says Gwen I'll get it then looks at me and says man of the house my ass
I said I'll get it but whoever it is I'm bout to put they ass on blast
And then the policeman grab me I snatch away and got my gun up off the floor
Twon says now thats what I'm talkin about Slyvester point that shit toward the door
Then he snatches the policemans gun and says officer arrest me later
I count to 3 Twon opened the door and its Rose the nosey neighbor
With a spatula in her hand
Like thats goin to do somethin against them guns
Its Rosey the nosey neighbor

CHAPTER 8


The policeman gets in his car and gets right on the phone
Backin up, shakin' his head, sayin' "Lemme get my crazy ass home."
Then his wife picks up and says "Darlin', where have you been? I been worried about you."
And he says "Police bussiness, honey. I can't wait to tell you what I been goin' through."
She says "Are you OK?"
"Yes."
"Do you need anything?"
"No."
"Well, I baked you a pie."
"Mmm."
"Your favorite: cherry."
Then he said "I'll be there soon. Sorry I kept you hangin'."
Then she said "Honey, don't worry 'bout it. Just take your time. I still got some cleanin'."
Now, meanwhile, Mrs. Rosey's back at Gwen's house tellin' it all
She said "I knew it was somethin' about that policeman. I started to cut loose my dog."
Then Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says "Miss Rosey, you are nuts!"
Then I say "All I wanted to know was what was you gonna do with that spatula?"
And then we all laughed. Twon said "She's a G, no doubt."
Now let's head right back on over to the policeman's house
He pulls up in the garage. She didn't expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door, kissed him on the cheek, said "I was in the restroom."
Then he said "What you say that for?" And then she says "I don't know."
Then he stepped back, looked at her and says "What you all jittery for?"
Then she says "Sweetheart...maybe it's that time of the month."
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then she said "You know what I mean." He said "I know what came out your mouth."
He said "You said 'Maybe.'" Then she says "Baby." He walks in the house
And she tries to lead him up stairs, but he goes straight to the kitchen
She says "Hon, I bought you some pears." And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken."
And she turns around, thinkin' to herself with this weird look on her face, then
He screams "Woman, what's wrong with you? Why you walkin' back and forth pacin'?"
Before she answers. she's thinkin' to herself "What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter is is that she just slept with another man today
And he steady callin her name. "Bridgit, I know you hear me!"
But she can't turn around because the truth on her face he will see it
Then he screams "Bridgit!" "Yes?" "Look at me!"
Bridgit turns around and then he says "What you got up your sleeve?"
She's scared out of her mind, stutterin' and shakin' and still talkin' about some pears
He starts screamin', said "Look, woman, I done told you I'm not goin' up no stairs!"
Now he's got a funny feelin'. Somethin' just don't seem right
He's lookin' at her while she's backin' up, then he says "With all my might,
woman, I swear I'm shoot somebody if you been doin' wrong!"
But little does he know that somebody is still right there in his home.

CHAPTER 9


He looks around the kitchen and says something is really weird
and she says "Why do you say that" he says cuz you keep trying to get me out of here
and every since i walked in this house your face went from white to red
and remember when i walked in this kitchen you act like you seen a ghost from the dead
Woman i swear if you hiding something i'm going to be so mad
then he hears something fall and says WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
sounds like it came from upstairs. sounds like the plumbing
He says woman that sound didn't come from upstairs and i'll be damned if you're not up to something
............... While she eases over by the dishes. ....
he sees the cherry pie on the counter and one slice is missing Now the story's getting scary
Cuz he comes to realize Bridgette is allergic to cherries
Now he's breathing real hard and bridgette's red as hell
He starts walking over towards her and she says. Hun you dont look so well.
He says move, she says, he says move, she says no, BITCH MOVE
SHE MOVES!!!!!.
Now he's walking towards the cabinet, Now he pulls up to the cabinet, Now's he's at the cabinet , he's about to open the cabinet.
Now pause the movie, Because what i'm about to say is so damn twisted
not only is there a man in the cabinet, but the man, is a midget..midget... midget

CHAPTER 10:

now the midget jumps out of the cabinet and stumps the policeman on his toe
the policeman's hopping around on one leg screaming son of a bitch while he runs under the table
he yelled freeze then dives over the table and lands on the midget while the midget is kicking real fast screaming out bridget bridget
she yells darlin don't hurt him he says Bridget get your ass back
then he continues to rough up the midget as if the midget was under attack
then bridget runs up to her room goes in her purse and pull a number out
the police puts him on the table and yells man what the hell you doing in my house
he wipes cherry pie crust off his mouth and says man I was paid not to tell you
and then the police pulls his gun out and yells trespassing man I've got the right to shoot you
the midget says mister the man that paid me to do this would kill me if I tell
he points ths gun in his face the the midget says god I think I just shitted on myself
now at sylvester's house Twon's got a patch on his shoulder playin cards,getting along
they're laughing and talking when Sylvester says Gwendolyn baby get the phone then she walks away from the table picks it up and says hello
there's a lady on the other line panicking crying and talking all off the wall
she says wait slow down tell me who am I talking to my name is Bridget and I found your number in my husband's pocket I had to call you
two minutes later Gwendolyn's shaking her head saying girl I understand Sylvester says who is it baby she hangs up and gives him the address
now meanwhile back at the policeman's house the midget is crying his ass off while he's lying through his teeth about to get his little ass tore off
then Bridget busts in the kitchen with a double barrel saying James I can't let you do this
and then he looks at her and says what? you'd shoot me for this fucking midget
she says I love him the midget says no Bridget and then James points his gun says we all gonna die up in this kitchen
now Bridget and James are staring each other down slowly backing apart then the midget takes his inhaler out says this is not good for my heart
then James says Bridget don't make me do this, baby put the gun down
that's when Sylvester and Twon bust up in the house and says you put the gun down
oooh while Twon and sylvester are sniffing around trying to figure out what's that smell
as they turn and look at each other like what the hell?

CHAPTER 11:

Now the midget begain to wake up cause he fainted from all the maddest...he see 3 guns pointed around the room he stand and says I have nothing to do with this...,then I said hold up you look familler..do I know you from somewhere?,then he says man i get around..you might know my face from here or there
''Then james says take a good look cause you might not ever see his face again...''
Twon says man what the hell is that smell?s-nnn...somebody then broke wind!and then bridget start cryin while she lookin around,I said im sure we can work this out but first lets put the guns down...then bridget crys
*james first* then he said no you go!,then I say just do it the sametime and they both look at me and said no!
And then Twon says man let me shoot'em all, ''and I said we can't do that'' and beside man you just got out of prison and i'll be damn if you going back...then bridget says *I'll would drop the gun if he promise not to hurt ''big man'',then james says thats what you call-em- (ahh)thats his name big man! then Twon says man is that ya' name?he yells yea!we laught hot mess, then I say man why they call you that?and said ''because im bless''...
Then I start shakin my head put the gun down sayin this is to much for me!said I cant take no' more then heard it all this shit bout to drive me crazy...and then I say man I shouldn't never took my ass to the par'jays club...
Then big man says par'jays..I been there that probally where you know me from,then james says hey hey Chuck and Rufus lets get back to the matter of hand,then Sylvester says cool but first there just 1thing I gotta understand...james says ''whaaat''?,
Then Sylvester says how do you know Chuck and Rufus?and police says spss..what you talkin bout man?
You said Chuck and Rufus..then bridget says *hun my stomach* then Twon says who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?...pointed my gun and said talk to me james..I said Rufus,Chuck? then bridget says *ima bout throw-up-*
James says my wife is sick..Twon says ''man don't believe that shit''... I said how did ya' wife get sick?...
He says she 3months pernacy!then we all said ooo shit!,
Then bridget says *honey thurrs something I have to tell ya *,then james says no baby you don't have to say a word right now...then says *but james*..then he says rest bridget while I get these fools up out my house...pointed the gun at us and yells leave...said my wife is sick..then Twon look at him and said muthafucka you crazy..watch where you point that shit!...then bridget says *james nooo*...Sylvester gets a phone call...its Gwendolyn askin him is everything ok...and he says hell naw! he hangs up.. then big man says look man im just a stripper... I say stripper?Twon says a midget... he says I strip at this club called dixie and that is where I meet bridget...,Bridget says james he says not now..she says *hun please let me explain*...then Twon whisper in my ear and says Sylvester let me do this nigga james...then Big man over hear us and takes his inhaler again..then I said im not killin no cop...james movin closer to them with the gun..then bridget yellin stop,stop,stop and then she says *I admitted, I did it , I paid em'*...then james cuts her off and says baby you don't have to say nothing...,then she says no *james I think you need to hear this*...*see I been coverin for you a long time.. never said what was on my mind...I even follow you a few times...and when I say you with her you act like I was blind*..james says wait a minute bridget just what are you tryin tell me?...*not only im I sleepin with big man but hes my baby's daddy,...whoooo the midget faints again...while Twon in Sylvester is trippin...the midget is the baby's.....daddy....whoo!

CHAPTER 12:

Now lets jump back to Cathy's house..they getting up off the floor...then Rufus says Chuck are you ok?
Then Cathy close the door..then Chucks says Rufus what the hell just happend?Rufus says I tell ya...
She just almost got us shot right here in this room...then Cathy says you got nerd almost got you shot when
you snicking en' and outta hotels with him aint tellin what I got...then Chucks says what do you mean by that?
Cathy looks at him and says firgure it out!...he says whooo Rufus she don't know me I'll would cut this bitch right now,Whoo!...Come and try it muthafucka...I swear! just try it...fuck you hoe!I swear just try it! let me at uh..
Come on bitch!...try it..muthafucka Rufus let me go!....I swear the god try it...''Come On'',try it, bitch come on...
Come the fuck down!Rufus says...Rufus says Chuck with talk bout later...then Cathy says this shit is sad...
Then Rufus says it is what is Cathy we might'est well talk bout it...and try to get some understanding...she says understand shit.. I dout it...they talkin loud while phones ringin,ringin,ringin,ringin but no one answer.... just ignores it.. Rufus says I said come down...you both actin like damn fools!..wife and a pastor and a deccan now how would that look in the news? Cathy says a wife and pastor looks good on the news..then looks at Chuck and says but a pastor and a deccan Rufus you don't wont me to ansnwer you...at then Chuck yells bitch who do you think you are? I got a right to love who ever I please...then Cathy says if you don't get yo narrow ass out my house cause hoe this who ever belongs to me...and then Rufus nobody going no where...til' we firgure this out we all just be right here...and then Cathy and Chuck wont stop stairing at each other...Cathy snocks..her nose up and him..Chucks rolls his eyes at her...then phones rings again..(ringin,ringin,ringin)but this time
Cathy walks over and answer it..says hello longs resident...Cathy this Gwendolyn can you talk?Cathy says
im in the middle of something not now... Gwendolyn says girl this can't wait please get somewhere quick to yourself right now...then Cathy says hurry im listen shoot...Gwen says ok..I'll make it quick girl remember the policemen you introduce me to?she says yea...what uh bout em'?anyway girl shit was tight until this morning everthing went wrong! Chuck looks at Rufus and says what the hell? he says I don't know...she says damn'it im on the phone..
She says go hell Gwen...Gwen says well it all started at this club that I was at last night..(ummm)girl me and
james sittin up back vip everthing was so right(ummm gon' on)! well me and james sittin there laughten and drinkin next thing you know here comes Sylvester up in there with some crusty wig wearing ass hoe...Cathy
looks at the wig on the floor she says girl whats the name of that club...Gwen says par'jays she flops down
on the bed...like what the fuck?then Cathy says Gwendolyn...Gwendolyn says girl im not finish then she start
tellin her bout the policemen wife Bridget who was gettin down with this midget...then Cathy says Gwendolyn
girl listen but Gwendolyn going on and on she steady tryin get her tension but Gwen steady going on and on
Then Rufus scream Cathy are we gon' finiish this conversation or what?and Cathy says Rufus im on the phone
Then Rufus says ''bitch I don't give a fuck''...then Cathy says Gwendolyn shut up girl damn..just listen to me
you know that crusty wearin hoe that you was talkin about...Gwen says uh uh..Cathy says well...Gwen says well..well what? Cathy says girl...Gwen says Cathy...Cathy say Gwen im sorry girl but that hoe was me....

THE END???