How do I turn a one-night thing into something casual? (3 Viewers)

[Smoke Eater]

He's probably not interested in you on account of your irritating personality.

OH SNAP.

 

[Riproot]

He's probably not interested in you on account of your irritating personality.

Ouch.

/wrists

 

[OzKo]

Is it that bloke in those Harry Potter photos?

 

[Riproot]

Is it that bloke in those Harry Potter photos?

No.

Why do I have you people on fb?

 

[kfnmpah]

just text him (must be after 12am)

"hey what are you up to"
standard booty call

 

[Arcorn]

Lol. I'm infinity% sure he is gay.
Lol, he is like a billion times gayer than me.

He had like one drink and we were talking in bed and then I was like "your skin feels nice" (or something, I don't know, too much CH3COOH) and I was stroking he chest and then he like pounced on me, and I had a bit of a shadowdude moment when I didn't know what was happening for a minute and then I realised.

So yeah, it was cleared up that he was gay like 3 years ago.

Too much vinegar?

And shouldn't you be good at making things casual, you're a massive slut when drunk. So just get drunk around him again.

 

[Smoke Eater]

pull down his pants
go to town.

 

[Lolsmith]

yeah but apparently you both enjoy playing with balls so what's the go?

YES

 

[Riproot]

just text him (must be after 12am)

"hey what are you up to"
standard booty call

He's 17 and goes to Highschool.

Too much vinegar?

And shouldn't you be good at making things casual, you're a massive slut when drunk. So just get drunk around him again.

Was waiting for someone to point that out. Didn't expect it to be you.

But, I don't know how I'll see him again.
I was gonna have a party and invite him, but my mum isn't keen on parties, or me fucking boys in the house. (Where am I supposed to go? To an alleyway or some shit?! Stupid bitch).

 

[Shadowdude]

(Where am I supposed to go? To an alleyway or some shit?! Stupid bitch).

three words:

cheap motel room

 

[Riproot]

three words:

cheap motel room

Would rather do it on the grass.

 

[Shadowdude]

Would rather do it on the grass.

okay then do it on the grass at the nearby park or something

problem solved.

 

[Riproot]

okay then do it on the grass at the nearby park or something

problem solved.

But at night it's itchy and wet.

 

[Dylanamali]

give it to me babehh. uh huh uh huh.

 

[Riproot]

give it to me babehh. uh huh uh huh.

Omg, accept me on fb!!1!

 

[pony_magician]

dont listen to any of these people in here i bet they havent even talked to a girl in their life


DO's:
what you wanna do is you wanna seem real cool.
a good way of doing this is obtain a car and drive it around with loud music (i use electronic music) and get everyones attention
the kind of car you drive is also a big point. u wanna have something cool,fast, and can fit all your mates in
good ones are the holden vl commodore, honda civic or the subaru impreza (not the wrx or sti because their expensive and the chix dont know any different)

start tuning (chatting up) her closest friends and make her jelous then she will want you 100%

get some good dance skills like gabbering and dance up to her in a public place with music playing (old sony erricsons play loud as f*ck i can hook u up wid one) and then ask her out in front of all her friends/mates/parents/publics





DONT's:
dont farkin do it thru text you pansy get some gonads
dont talk to her on bebo or myspace confront irl
dont give her a poem or any of that
(i will think of more later)

EDIT:shadowdude said bebos outdated so mabye dont chat to her on bebo, but looking at his avatar im not sure weather to trust him or not

i think some of this advice might help?
(change her to he?)

 

[Shadowdude]

But at night it's itchy and wet.

but you'd rather do it there than in a cheap motel room

or, you could take a suggestion from a picture i saw and go into a cubicle.

very classy

 

[Arcorn]

Riproot, I thought you were supposed to be good at these things, why are you asking for advice?

 

[Riproot]

but you'd rather do it there than in a cheap motel room

or, you could take a suggestion from a picture i saw and go into a cubicle.

very classy

It wasn't comfortable last time I did it in a cubicle.
Or I could just tell my mum to fuck off and do it in my bed.

Riproot, I thought you were supposed to be good at these things, why are you asking for advice?

I am.
I just wanted to see what the asparagi could come up with.

 

[Riproot]

i think some of this advice might help?
(change her to he?)

hahaha
Fucking laughed in my lecture.