alright, so i was jerkin off the other day right, and the strangest thing happened.....an earthquake!
yes that's right an earthquake, i thought i was having an aneurysm, and i was like ohh god im so sorry i wont do this shit again, everything came falling down, piggy bank broke, pennies falling all over the god-damn place and i was like....shit?!
it happened to people older then me man, older then me, you tell me who ever jerked off and an earthquake happened, that shits crazy man!
thats my side of the story anyway in regards to this thread, but if any of ya got any questions about it, feel free to ask me, and mind u the magnitude of it was huge, im talkin scale reading of 7! simply coz my balls were huge, and completely inert, let alone i got the biggest dingaling there is, feel free to ask me any questions, juz dont ask me if i cummed or not, coz that means...ur gay!
as a result, i do this everyday, its healthy man cmon now!
did i mention its painless? lol