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Justin doesn't have a guitar either, but you don't see him bragging about it. :p
 
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Lynn wishes she could play the guitar. Then she could play "Beautiful Disaster" over and over again... and possibly even sing it over and over again as well.
 

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Diana's brother just bought a new guitar about a month ago and was really excited about it but Diana cannot play any instruments other then the piano.
 
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Justin has no talents, so it doesn't matter what instruments are in his house.
 
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Justin's dogs are loud enough without encouragement. Bonnie has gotten cranky since her pregnancy and barks whenever dogs walk past the house, and Zak barks when he is feeling particularly cheeky.
 
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Lynn remarks that both her dogs also bark at other dogs (and on occasion, other people, and guitars), and that Delta often barks just because it makes her feel special. It annoys Shadow, however, who feels it is her duty to get up and see if there's anything worth barking at.
 
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Justin hates satirical comments. The very word reminds him of pretentious Ext 2 students.
 
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Lynn notes sadly that there are many of them in the state...

To take their minds off such woeful thoughts, Lynn asks Justin to tell her a short story about vampiric elephants, or about "people who wake up three hours early to apply liquid paper to their faces" :D
 
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Justin chuckles and announces that he wants to write a poem about vampiric elephants. A poem of warning, of course.
 
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Lynn wonders whether this will be like on of those signs they hang on doors. Justin could pay people to stick his poem on the vampiric elephants, and then make people pay him much bigger amounts of money just to get close enough to the vampiric elephants to read the sign and to be able to take pictures.
 
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Justin could put it on a sign and put a photo of someone who didn't read the warning getting slaughtered by vampiric elephants underneath. :)
 
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Lynn doesn't really think this would qualify for a "PG" rating, so Justin will need one of those "you must have a scare tolerance of _____ to enter this ride" thingos.
 
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But Justin states that this would be real, as vampiric elephants are a legitimate aquatic threat.
 
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Justin would hope so. He would also advice caution against fishmen with spears.
 
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