Important - Please Read (4 Viewers)

[kami]

The mysterious stranger unveils his Zorro mask and says..

It is I, Matt all along who decieved you! MUAHA!
Ole!

...What an anti climax. *pokes Matt in butt with Zorro sword*

 

[illodous]

Zorro (Matt, he means) says that IPR began when one noble crustacean decided to make a joke post called Important - Please Read which attracted weird and random people... thus the nucleus was set in motion..

Oh Evanlicious, please don't kill me for mentioning chemistry words!
*Zorro unleashes his scimitar (wrong culture, I know ) and puts him onguarde

 

[tez0r]

Tez hopes to god that evan's zorro sword is not in fact....something else.

 

[monique66]

Zorro (Matt, he means) says that IPR began when one noble crustacean decided to make a joke post called Important - Please Read which attracted weird and random people... thus the nucleus was set in motion..

Oh Evanlicious, please don't kill me for mentioning chemistry words!
*Zorro unleashes his scimitar (wrong culture, I know ) and puts him onguarde

noble crustaceans? Monique thinks she has been living in her hole far too long

 

[monique66]

Tez hopes to god that evan's zorro sword is not in fact....something else.

Whatever do you mean tez?

 

[illodous]

*waves to tez and Monique*

Zorro says nothing can compensate for his mighty scimitar! *waves his shiny sword which is suprisingly floppy*
Mighty mollusks, rise up against oppression!

 

[kami]

Monique wonders where she was when all this 'stuff' began...

Evan says that his sword can be anything Tez wants it to be.

And Monique wasnt in a hole....she was in the womb plotting the death of JFK

 

[kami]

Evan says the mollusks dont need to rise up against Matt's opression as it is too small.

 

[monique66]

Evan read that thread? lol, Monique also killed the feminist movement...which is surprisingly relevant to her major work

Onguarde! Matt, Monique is a champion swordswoman (not pun intended of course )

 

[illodous]

*Matt looks in his Zorro pants*

Hmm.. sexalicious Evan is right! Zorro must praise the half-inflated lord of raunchy things!

*bows*

 

[monique66]

Evan says the mollusks dont need to rise up against Matt's opression as it is too small.

Monique is confused..the mollusks or the opression?

 

[illodous]

Onguarde! Matt, Monique is a champion swordswoman (not pun intended of course )

*Matt looks scrutinizingly*

Hmm.. Matt thinks that is quite a sword you have. But it shall not match my.. uh.. uh... cow kung fu! HIYEEAAAAA!

 

[monique66]

No fair! Monique takes out her num chucks...take that!

*splat*

 

[kami]

Monique is confused..the mollusks or the opression?

Monique will have to closely examine Matt's oppresion to find out.

 

[monique66]

Dr. Monique has arrived! She wonders whether Matt would like his opression inspected
*snaps on surgical gloves* Evan, Monique might need your help in finding it, pass the microscope please!

 

[illodous]

*Matt and Evan observe his nun-chuck oppressed manlihood*

Sometimes I dream of Higgs... WAIT! I mean, sometimes I dream of girls, yes that's right... girrrlls

*Zorro retreats to nuture his shattered groin*

 

[monique66]

*Matt and Evan observe his nun-chuck oppressed manlihood*

Sometimes I dream of Higgs... WAIT! I mean, sometimes I dream of girls, yes that's right... girrrlls

*Zorro retreats to nuture his shattered groin*

Sometimes i dream that i've killed Matt...

 

[illodous]

Dr. Monique must operate with her.. sensual vinyl gloves, fluffy pink ugg-boots and plastic scalpel.

Muahaha... the spirit of Zorrolicious will live on!

 

[kami]

*passes Monique the electron microscope...and a whip and cuffs*

 

[monique66]

Matt better quit talking, one wrong move and Monique could slice him open by 'accident'