Alan dislikes australian television with a passion, and indeed, confesses to not having been watching television for quite some time.
He is very jealous that there are those people who have finished their hsc, and that others are 18. He has been drunk, very much so, many times before, and would like to inform others that they are taking a very generalised view of pubs, though, Alan rarely attends them.
Oh oh! And he cant wait to get back into reading. He plans to read as much pulp-fiction as he can. He sees it as a form of drunkeness.
And he would also like to inquire about tim winton, as alan has never picked up a Tim Winton book before, and most likely wont, unless he is ocnvinced otherwise.