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its official...best school = james ruse, worst = Joeys and NSGH as voted by you! (1 Viewer)
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Dude135
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good idea
um..
hip hop antagoniser
you would be the ugliest cunt ever, i reckon
MiuMiu
Somethin' special....
here here, but its ok guys, his dad is rich
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chandra would you stop slagging ruse for a minute and wake up to yourself... it's prolli true that more ppl voted for ruse cuz of its academic ability, but maybe that's because their own school wasn't up on that list.. ten's not a very big number...
and until you meet a fair number of ruse kids i don't think it's quite justified to label them as socially inept...
keep silent child if you don't go to that school. If you think sydney high has a life... well, i have to say that there are ppl at ur school have less of a life than the ibis down there on the lowers. and i dont' want to embarrass you with your school's jigging-sport rate... oh, and i think jr's sports teams and chess teams and debating teams this yr did quite well. and... u r welcome to go to carlingford and talk to quinlan - i think jaggar's scarier.
nsghs is a gooooooood school....... shame not that many ppl voted for it... >.< and academic wise, yah, ruse was number 1, might be number 1 again, but that does not have a probability of 1. no need to insult the school js coz your skool is not up there.
the only reason (that i can think of) u insult other skools in my view is you feel unsatisfied either abt your own school or yourself or may b both. every skool'd b good in smth, or at least has smth unique... wats ur skool's? may b u should find out if u dunno yet.
oh and i'm strongly against stereotyped images - media is not trustworthy - and what u hear from others may not b true (prolly 2nd hand, 3rd hand or nth hand information), and one individual does not represent a group of individuals, AND most importantly, what you believe to be true abt things (schools in this case) are sometimes not ... if you want to know more about how truth is manipulated and represented by ppl and organisations and things around u, please study MODULE C in Advanced English - TELLING THE TRUTH
the only reason (that i can think of) u insult other skools in my view is you feel unsatisfied either abt your own school or yourself or may b both. every skool'd b good in smth, or at least has smth unique... wats ur skool's? may b u should find out if u dunno yet.
oh and i'm strongly against stereotyped images - media is not trustworthy - and what u hear from others may not b true (prolly 2nd hand, 3rd hand or nth hand information), and one individual does not represent a group of individuals, AND most importantly, what you believe to be true abt things (schools in this case) are sometimes not ... if you want to know more about how truth is manipulated and represented by ppl and organisations and things around u, please study MODULE C in Advanced English - TELLING THE TRUTH
Constip8edSkunk
Joga Bonito
not that this has any relevance:
> >
> >So, just how many people does it take to change a light bulb? We put the
> >question to the students of Sydney, and here's how they replied:
> >
> >
> >
> >Scot's - Two. One to mix the martinis and one to phone the electrician.
> >
> >PLC - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
> >
> >Sydney Grammar - Two. One to change the bulb and one to crack under the
> >pressure.
> >
> >James Ruse Agricultural - Four. One to design a nuclear powered one that
> >never needs changing, two to install it and one to write the computer
> >program that controls the switch.
> >
> >
> >Forest High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get
> >high off the old one.
> >
> >
> >Loretto Kirribilli - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff
> >because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.
> >
> >
> >King's - Two. One to change the globe faster than anyone in the GPS and
>one
> >to show him around the school afterwards.
> >
> >
> >Knox Grammar - Two. One to install the new bulb completely powered by
> >testosterone and one to brag about it loudly.
> >
> >
> >Cranbrook - Six. One to change the bulb and five to support its sexual
> >orientation.
> >
> >
> >Ravenswood - Five. One to change the bulb, two to reassure her that she
> >doesn't look fat at the top of the ladder and two to circulate photos
> >showing that she does.
> >
> >
> >Abbotsleigh - Four. One to smash the glass ceiling so that they can get to
> >the top of the ladder, one to install the globe and two to check that it's
> >brighter than PLC's.
> >
> >
> >Shore - Sixteen. One to send out the invitations, two to get the beer, one
> >to change the bulb, one to buy Ralph Lauren polos for everyone, two to
> >smuggle the chicks in and one to keep watch for the boarding master. The
> >second eight just need to be ready to back them up.
> >
> >
> >Macdonald College - Five. One to change the globe and four to do an
> >interpretive dance about it.
> >
> >Newington. - None. They're all too drunk to notice.
> >
> >Killara High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to write to the North
> >Shore Times about how she did it as well as any private school student.
> >
> >Santa Sabina - None. They're all down at Strathfield station having a
> >ciggie.
> >
> >St Pat's, Strathfield - Ten. One to change it and one to buy the hair gel
> >to impress the Santa Sabina chicks, while the rest compete wiv da
>Christian
> >Bruvvers for da turf (Strathfield Station).
> >
> >Burwood Girls - None, They're all down at Burwood Westfield.
> >
> >Homebush Boys High - Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old one
> >at the St Pat's boys and 12 to kick the crap out of each other in the
> >meantime.
> >
> >Strathfield Girls - Three. One will chnage it. The other will orally
> >explain to the Homebush Boys about how to change it. The third will
> >statistically demonstrate how they beat Burwood Girls in the HSC again.
> >
> >Barrenjoey High - Eleven. One to change it and ten to share the
>experience.
> >
> >Joey's - Fifteen. It's not that one's not smart enough, it's just that
> >they're a team and they have to form a lineout and get the backs into
> >position.
> >
> >Barker College - Fifteen. One to change it and the rest to walk around as
> >if they own the place and talk it up.
> >
> >Sydney Uni - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the
> >globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.
> >
> >Mater Maria - Twenty. One to change it and the rest to carry on about how
> >it was, like, soooo fully better than at their old school.
> >
> >Trinity - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall
> >even if it means standing in the dark.
> >
> >SCEGGS Redlands - Three. One to change the bulb and two to nick down to
> >Bed, Bath and Table to buy a Jacquard shade for it in the new season's
> >colours.
> >
> >Queenwood - Depends, could be one, could be ten, no-one is prepared to
> >commit unless the Shore boys are definitely going to be there.
> >
> >Mercy College - Five, one to screw it in, two to laugh about the word
>screw
> >and two to message the St Pius boys about it.
> >
> >St Pius X - Three, one to get word around that the Mercy girls are talking
> >about a screw, one to replace the bulb and one to pray that they get it
> >done in time to beat the Chatswood High boys the Mercy party.
> >
> >Brigidine - None. It's too hard to find a new globe with their sunglasses
> >on.
> >
> >Girraween High - Two. One student and one teacher but not before they make
> >out.
> >
> >Marist Eastwood - Five. One to change it and four to shop for the perfect
> >J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
> >
> >Riverview - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Gowings for new
> >flannelette shirts to wear for the occasion.
> >
> >Cabramatta High - Ten. One to change the bulb, two to negotiate a pay off
> >to rival gangs to prevent anything going down during the change and the
> >rest to stake out just in case.
> >
> >Kogarah High - Five. One to install it. One to tally the number of times
>he
> >says F*** while he's doing it, one to brag about the size of their
>falafels
> >and a couple of eager chicks with gelled hair and monobrows who overheard
> >and came for 'lunch'.
> >
> >St. George - One. One will be enough to cover the combined intellectual
> >abilities of Kograh High, Kograh Marist and Moorefield High.
> >
> >East Hills Girls - Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about East
> >Hills.
> >
> >The International School - None. They brought notes from their guardians
> >excusing them.
> >
> >Ascham - One, because she's a unique, self motivated, individual.
> >
> >
> >
> >Kincoppal - Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair ribbons
> >are still in place afterwards.
> >
> >Glenaeon - The entire school. One to remove the perfectly good globe, two
> >to work out how to dispose of it so that it's dolphin safe, one to replace
> >it with candles and the rest to sit on mats and express how they feel
>about
> >the change.
> >
> >Frensham - The girl who answered the phone said she was pleased to be
> >included with the Sydney schools but probably would never know the answer
> >because her Daddy had said to phone immediately if the maintenance man
>made
> >any disgusting suggestions.
> >
> >Sydney Girl's High - One and she was determined to get better results than
> >the Sydney Boys.
> >
> >Sydney Boy's High - None. They didn't have to, the Sydney Girls insisted
>on
> >showing them how it was done.
> >
> >North Sydney Girl's - One and she will make sure it was the best
> >installation ever.
> >
> >North Sydney Boy's - None. They were off playing basketball.
> >
> >Narrabeen Sports High - Unsure. Their response was something like 'Duuh,
> >what's a light globe?'
> >
> >Pennant Hills High - About fifteen. One to change the bulb, but a small
> >search party to try and find a socket that hasn't been burnt to a crisp.
> >
> >Tara - Five. One to replace the globe, three to figure out that she
>screwed
> >it in upside down and one to phone her brother at Kings and get him to
>send
> >over his mates to show them how to screw the right way up.
> >
> >The Conservatorium - Forty Three. One to change the globe and a 42 piece
> >orchestra to accompany him.
> >
> >Kambala.- Two. One to change the bulb and one to phone daddy to pay for
>it.
> >
> >Condell Park - None. They didn't want to spoil its 'quickie in the dark'
> >atmosphere.
> >
> >St Aloyisius - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the
> >imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it
> >isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
> >
> >Leichhardt High - Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her cousin
> >Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the old country,
>one
> >to arrange delivery cause his sister's husband Tony has an uncle whose
> >mate, Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze on his neighbour Dominic
> >the electrician because he owes him a favour and one to make sure
> >everything is done cash.
> >
> >Macarthur Girls High - None, no girl would want to ruin her 5 cm thick
> >makeup, she didn't spend hours applying in class for it to be ruined, it's
> >for the Marist Bro
> >
> >So, just how many people does it take to change a light bulb? We put the
> >question to the students of Sydney, and here's how they replied:
> >
> >
> >
> >Scot's - Two. One to mix the martinis and one to phone the electrician.
> >
> >PLC - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
> >
> >Sydney Grammar - Two. One to change the bulb and one to crack under the
> >pressure.
> >
> >James Ruse Agricultural - Four. One to design a nuclear powered one that
> >never needs changing, two to install it and one to write the computer
> >program that controls the switch.
> >
> >
> >Forest High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get
> >high off the old one.
> >
> >
> >Loretto Kirribilli - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff
> >because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.
> >
> >
> >King's - Two. One to change the globe faster than anyone in the GPS and
>one
> >to show him around the school afterwards.
> >
> >
> >Knox Grammar - Two. One to install the new bulb completely powered by
> >testosterone and one to brag about it loudly.
> >
> >
> >Cranbrook - Six. One to change the bulb and five to support its sexual
> >orientation.
> >
> >
> >Ravenswood - Five. One to change the bulb, two to reassure her that she
> >doesn't look fat at the top of the ladder and two to circulate photos
> >showing that she does.
> >
> >
> >Abbotsleigh - Four. One to smash the glass ceiling so that they can get to
> >the top of the ladder, one to install the globe and two to check that it's
> >brighter than PLC's.
> >
> >
> >Shore - Sixteen. One to send out the invitations, two to get the beer, one
> >to change the bulb, one to buy Ralph Lauren polos for everyone, two to
> >smuggle the chicks in and one to keep watch for the boarding master. The
> >second eight just need to be ready to back them up.
> >
> >
> >Macdonald College - Five. One to change the globe and four to do an
> >interpretive dance about it.
> >
> >Newington. - None. They're all too drunk to notice.
> >
> >Killara High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to write to the North
> >Shore Times about how she did it as well as any private school student.
> >
> >Santa Sabina - None. They're all down at Strathfield station having a
> >ciggie.
> >
> >St Pat's, Strathfield - Ten. One to change it and one to buy the hair gel
> >to impress the Santa Sabina chicks, while the rest compete wiv da
>Christian
> >Bruvvers for da turf (Strathfield Station).
> >
> >Burwood Girls - None, They're all down at Burwood Westfield.
> >
> >Homebush Boys High - Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old one
> >at the St Pat's boys and 12 to kick the crap out of each other in the
> >meantime.
> >
> >Strathfield Girls - Three. One will chnage it. The other will orally
> >explain to the Homebush Boys about how to change it. The third will
> >statistically demonstrate how they beat Burwood Girls in the HSC again.
> >
> >Barrenjoey High - Eleven. One to change it and ten to share the
>experience.
> >
> >Joey's - Fifteen. It's not that one's not smart enough, it's just that
> >they're a team and they have to form a lineout and get the backs into
> >position.
> >
> >Barker College - Fifteen. One to change it and the rest to walk around as
> >if they own the place and talk it up.
> >
> >Sydney Uni - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the
> >globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.
> >
> >Mater Maria - Twenty. One to change it and the rest to carry on about how
> >it was, like, soooo fully better than at their old school.
> >
> >Trinity - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall
> >even if it means standing in the dark.
> >
> >SCEGGS Redlands - Three. One to change the bulb and two to nick down to
> >Bed, Bath and Table to buy a Jacquard shade for it in the new season's
> >colours.
> >
> >Queenwood - Depends, could be one, could be ten, no-one is prepared to
> >commit unless the Shore boys are definitely going to be there.
> >
> >Mercy College - Five, one to screw it in, two to laugh about the word
>screw
> >and two to message the St Pius boys about it.
> >
> >St Pius X - Three, one to get word around that the Mercy girls are talking
> >about a screw, one to replace the bulb and one to pray that they get it
> >done in time to beat the Chatswood High boys the Mercy party.
> >
> >Brigidine - None. It's too hard to find a new globe with their sunglasses
> >on.
> >
> >Girraween High - Two. One student and one teacher but not before they make
> >out.
> >
> >Marist Eastwood - Five. One to change it and four to shop for the perfect
> >J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
> >
> >Riverview - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Gowings for new
> >flannelette shirts to wear for the occasion.
> >
> >Cabramatta High - Ten. One to change the bulb, two to negotiate a pay off
> >to rival gangs to prevent anything going down during the change and the
> >rest to stake out just in case.
> >
> >Kogarah High - Five. One to install it. One to tally the number of times
>he
> >says F*** while he's doing it, one to brag about the size of their
>falafels
> >and a couple of eager chicks with gelled hair and monobrows who overheard
> >and came for 'lunch'.
> >
> >St. George - One. One will be enough to cover the combined intellectual
> >abilities of Kograh High, Kograh Marist and Moorefield High.
> >
> >East Hills Girls - Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about East
> >Hills.
> >
> >The International School - None. They brought notes from their guardians
> >excusing them.
> >
> >Ascham - One, because she's a unique, self motivated, individual.
> >
> >
> >
> >Kincoppal - Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair ribbons
> >are still in place afterwards.
> >
> >Glenaeon - The entire school. One to remove the perfectly good globe, two
> >to work out how to dispose of it so that it's dolphin safe, one to replace
> >it with candles and the rest to sit on mats and express how they feel
>about
> >the change.
> >
> >Frensham - The girl who answered the phone said she was pleased to be
> >included with the Sydney schools but probably would never know the answer
> >because her Daddy had said to phone immediately if the maintenance man
>made
> >any disgusting suggestions.
> >
> >Sydney Girl's High - One and she was determined to get better results than
> >the Sydney Boys.
> >
> >Sydney Boy's High - None. They didn't have to, the Sydney Girls insisted
>on
> >showing them how it was done.
> >
> >North Sydney Girl's - One and she will make sure it was the best
> >installation ever.
> >
> >North Sydney Boy's - None. They were off playing basketball.
> >
> >Narrabeen Sports High - Unsure. Their response was something like 'Duuh,
> >what's a light globe?'
> >
> >Pennant Hills High - About fifteen. One to change the bulb, but a small
> >search party to try and find a socket that hasn't been burnt to a crisp.
> >
> >Tara - Five. One to replace the globe, three to figure out that she
>screwed
> >it in upside down and one to phone her brother at Kings and get him to
>send
> >over his mates to show them how to screw the right way up.
> >
> >The Conservatorium - Forty Three. One to change the globe and a 42 piece
> >orchestra to accompany him.
> >
> >Kambala.- Two. One to change the bulb and one to phone daddy to pay for
>it.
> >
> >Condell Park - None. They didn't want to spoil its 'quickie in the dark'
> >atmosphere.
> >
> >St Aloyisius - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the
> >imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it
> >isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
> >
> >Leichhardt High - Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her cousin
> >Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the old country,
>one
> >to arrange delivery cause his sister's husband Tony has an uncle whose
> >mate, Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze on his neighbour Dominic
> >the electrician because he owes him a favour and one to make sure
> >everything is done cash.
> >
> >Macarthur Girls High - None, no girl would want to ruin her 5 cm thick
> >makeup, she didn't spend hours applying in class for it to be ruined, it's
> >for the Marist Bro
Chand
Reflect the lights
thats not fair
...hmm.. I wonder why no one asked East hills Boys? i hate how people ask "you go to James Ruse?" right after you tell them.. that you goto james ruse.
its not THAT hard to believe we're normal people.
and to all the ppl paying ruse out with stereotypes n shit in this thread......
isn't it a bit ironic how ur dissing a school n its ppl for topping the hsc.. when u've come to whore at this HSC FORUM?
its not THAT hard to believe we're normal people.
and to all the ppl paying ruse out with stereotypes n shit in this thread......
isn't it a bit ironic how ur dissing a school n its ppl for topping the hsc.. when u've come to whore at this HSC FORUM?
Lexicographer
Retired 13 May 2006
What about Fort Street? What about Fort Street!
We've got stupid new buildings and no more money!
We've got stupid new buildings and no more money!