Joke time!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Jeee]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a chicken.

haaar har!
sofunnylikeomgsh.

 

[Captain A]

i want to tell you guys a joke about butter, but i'm afraid it'll spread..

dont worry... tell us, we wont spread it

 

[Captain A]

sofunnylikeomgsh.

likeomgishiuesiuhgvi#@83qr8nhdesnisosoOHEG!!!!!!!!!!

 

[raniaaa]

why does snoop dog always carry an umbrella with him?
fo' drizzle

why does snoop dog always carry a razor with him?
fo' grizzle

 

[luv2luvurmama]

LCM:
What's a laptop's favourite snack?
Chocolate Chips =w=;;

LOL omgosh you own!! That was amazing

Why did the chicken cross the road
-To get to Mcdonalds, he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road
-To see some hot chicks, it was a horny chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road
-To get to the Mosque, it was an islamic chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road
-It was running away from butcher bob

OMGOSH I OWN!!! THeSe ARE SO FUNNY

 

[luv2luvurmama]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a chicken.

haaar har!
sofunnylikeomgsh.

Dont get it

 

[luv2luvurmama]

why is everyone here so lame?

cause they tell lame jokes like me.

IM NOT LAME, I hang out with all the cool kids at school!
OMG JOKE TIME!

How cool am i?
I am as cool, as Antarctica!

OMG ROFLZZZ!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

why did the cock cross the road
















to root the chicken lool

Lol

 

[luv2luvurmama]

Bogga!!

 

[luv2luvurmama]

Why was the butcherman crying?
-Because he choped the wrong sausages!

 

[raniaaa]

racist jokes:

have you ever tasted ethiopian food?
... neither have they

how do you start a race in ethiopia?
roll a coin down a hill

how do you find the richest person in ethiopia?
whoever finds that coin

what's the only positive thing about kenya?
HIV

 

[Hannargh]

What's not funny?























































This thread

Ha Ha Ha HaHaHa . . ....

 

[Hannargh]

LOL Rania!! your my favourite Bos member now!! Seriously you rock!!!

I got some racist jokes too!!

Why do jews have big noses?
-Because air is free!

This isnt racist but...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
-A Mega-saur-ass

Why are black people afraid of going in sandpits?
-Because cats keep covering them up

Why is it easy to train the Afghani Air force?
-You only have to teach them how to take off

What do you call a thousand aborignials rolling down a hill?
-An abo-lanche or mudslide (I dont know, one of them)

LOL

Fuck you and your racist jokes.
The other ones you've written above are tasteless and not funny.

 

[raniaaa]

LOL Rania!! your my favourite Bos member now!! Seriously you rock!!!

I got some racist jokes too!!

Why do jews have big noses?
-Because air is free!

This isnt racist but...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
-A Mega-saur-ass

Why are black people afraid of going in sandpits?
-Because cats keep covering them up

Why is it easy to train the Afghani Air force?
-You only have to teach them how to take off

What do you call a thousand aborignials rolling down a hill?
-An abo-lanche or mudslide (I dont know, one of them)

LOL

oh man i was gonna say the first jew one but i thought that'd be taking it too far
LOLLL

what do you call a room full of abo's?
a blackout

what do you call an abo in a mail box?
black mail

what's the difference between an abo and a park bench?
a park bench can support a family

what does a park bench and an arab have in common?
the government pays for both

how many jews can you fit in a car?
54. 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray

what happens when you put your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
the black one tries stealing your watch

what do you say to a moving tv at night?
drop it nigger

not racist but i love this:
what's the best thing about sex with eighty one year olds?
there's eighty of them


and yeah that's all i remember


edit: sorry hannargh don't hate me

 

[untouchablecuz]

my all time fave:

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes

nothing; you already told the b*tch twice

 

[Jeee]

How are Lebs similar to a packet of cigarettes?
They stink, they come in packs of twelve, and everybody wants them banned from the public.

What do you call a group of Lebs in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist

/please don't hurt me

 

[raniaaa]

How are Lebs similar to a packet of cigarettes?
They stink, they come in packs of twelve, and everybody wants them banned from the public.

What do you call a group of Lebs in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist

/please don't hurt me

why don't lebs compete in wrestling tournaments?
cos they heard it's one on one




and LOL at yours

 

[simDS]

lol

why did the leb cross the road?

to beat up the chiken.


why did 40 lebs cross the road?

the chicken was winning

 

[raniaaa]

what do you call one leb on the moon?
a problem

two lebs on the moon?
a bigger problem

every leb on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED


if an asian, an arab and an abo jump off a cliff, who wins?
society

 

[mmo]

Here's one:

Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed !

wat about this: There is a drunk guy who calls a resturant and asks: "Do u have dinner". "Yes" the guy behind the phone says. As a reaction he starts itching his head and says: "why didn't u invite me"??


good luck