LADIES - Help! (1 Viewer)

[KeypadSDM]

you don't get out much, or speak to many girls for that matter, do you? i pity you.

I can feel the irony, can you?

 

[sja]

I can feel the irony, can you?

dude, you have more than 40 times my post count, you have an einstein equation in your avatar, and more importantly you have already finished your hsc. your signature about 'appearing bright' is a 10 year old cliche. this is only the tip of the iceberg.

and your supposed joke about 'women being animals that bleed' is just short of average intelligence, because i heard that a long time ago as well. i'm ashamed you feel about girls this way. please don't take this conversation any further, thankyou.

 

[Cyph]

lolz,

u r a fucken pussy. a real man slams it where she shits when she's bleeding!

 

[alby]

haha, this thread reminds me of my brother.
Little six year old.. so cute.


"Alex, trust me.. its not gonna hurt, just let me cut your hair"

"No.. i dont trust you"

"why not? im you sister? i love you"

"trust you? you still bleed from your special place and you wear nappies"

hahahahah

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i love your little brother!!


..and not in a pedo-y or having to get rid of my nappies way hehe

best.call.ever!!!!!!

 

[ujuphleg]

haha, this thread reminds me of my brother.
Little six year old.. so cute.


"Alex, trust me.. its not gonna hurt, just let me cut your hair"

"No.. i dont trust you"

"why not? im you sister? i love you"

"trust you? you still bleed from your special place and you wear nappies"

hahahahah

That is so gold!! Little kids are funny.

sja, Keypad is actually a really cool guy. I had the pleasure of meeting him last night, so don't be too hard on the poor boy.

And thank the lord that we got rid of aek.

 

[ujuphleg]

Yes we are all seedy and evil

 

[Komaticom]

Either grow up, or wrap your bed in plastic and/or slide a towel under her pelvis when the poking begins.

 

[ujuphleg]

haha yes, especially you. What evil women creates such hard names to pronounce and read

Aw, I'm sorry!!

I really hate my username now. Last night, everytime I said it people thought I was incoherently drunk.

Either grow up, or wrap your bed in plastic and/or slide a towel under her pelvis when the poking begins.

I think we've all come to that conclusion. Besides, he appears to have vanished.

 

[ogmzergrush]

I'm a fucking retard.

Yes, yes you are.

PS: I still think your cute little shoes are fucking gay.

 

[Komaticom]

It is clear that someone needs to stop fucking corpses in the morgue and whining about the resulting hygeine issues.

You've had experience?

 

[ogmzergrush]

Look at this man, he's able to change my words. Congrats. Do you feel good now? Btw, i think you take this too serious; 'Last edited by ogmzergrush : 30 Apr 2006 at 8:59 PM'.

I decided to add the comment about the shoes, because I wasn't happy with just one light-hearted jest at your expense. But yes, I agree, much too serious!

My advise to you, alongside many other BOS junkies, is to get out of your little shit room and turn off the computer for once .. it might aid your social life.

I don't take lifestyle advice from your kind, but thanks for the thought!

Edit reason: I had to change it so my comment wasn't in the quotation formatting, forgot to break the tags. My apologies if this edit gives you further reason to suspect that I'm taking things much too seriously In order to reassure you of the light-hearted nature in which I am endeavouring to insult you, here is a photo of some llamas which appear to be having a good time.

 

[dora_18]

This freaking thread was a bitch to get through...the ignorance of that guy was freaking amazing... lol as for this quote

If you can't handle that, you really should be gay

i think my gay guy friends are freaking more understanding than him....acctualy they really are!!!i still dont really comprehend the way he described the whole ordeal...the whole "gushing of blood" was it a melodramatic moment he had or what...becuase nothing will make you GUSH OUT blood..a few drops maybe..but gushing? it makes it sounds like he was performing surgey and cut an artery...maybe he really does have long fingernails....

 

[P_Dilemma]

http://www.the-clitoris.com

Female sexual education website... for males.

Hymen can be broken due to demanding sports tho, such as tennis. And i've heard of a case where a girl claimed she was born without one.

 

[ogmzergrush]

Llamas? I thought it was your mum. Just suprised I wasn't on top of her. I guess she chose to go onto her own kind; wise choice.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn :burn: :burn: :burn:

 

[AsyLum]

Have a look at the title of this thread you fools. "Ladies - Help!" with the emphasis on ladies. Thus, what are you guys doing here?

But you're here...? Hypocrite much ?

 

[ogmzergrush]

Have a look at the title of this thread you fools. "Ladies - Help!" with the emphasis on ladies. Thus, what are you guys doing here?

I'm laughing at you, because you amuse me greatly.

I'd also like to add:

Btw, i think you take this too serious;

My advise to you, alongside many other BOS junkies, is to get out of your little shit room and turn off the computer for once .. it might aid your social life

You're asking for help on the internet, about this of all things. This is either how retarded kids troll, or you're pathetic as all fuck. I haven't really decided which, but it doesn't matter too much either way.

Edit: and just to clarify, you're another account of the thread-starter, or is there some other reason you decided to bite on his behalf regarding the pointy shoed faggot comment?

 

[ogmzergrush]

FUCK YOU

Firstly, in response to that biatch, I CREATED THIS MOTHER FUCKING THREAD; thus, i have the mother fucking right to be in this thread.

I changed my fucking nickname because the moderator fucking slowed down my previous account. You get that you ugly fuck?

I asked help from the internet because it's a wider audience mother fucker.

I laugh at you, because you ugly.

Nice English son, keep it coming.

PS: LAWL I THINK YOU TAKE THE INTERWEB TOO SERIOUS LAWL!

 

[ogmzergrush]

Thanks. FUCK YOU

 

[ogmzergrush]

A lil' something for you.

Hey good lookin'!

 

[AsyLum]

I changed my fucking nickname because the moderator fucking slowed down my previous account. You get that you ugly fuck?

Violating bans?

*tisk tisk*