Masturbating before exams. (1 Viewer)

[flaminwaffle]

Legend.

Ditto.

 

[jonjoony]

Someone should make a poll. Lets test this theory

WOOT WOOT WANKATHON!!

 

[H33T]

Well might have to try this 1 out aye. I have my ritalin Ready For English tommoz that should give me a boost ...... hehehe

 

[minhinnick]

hahah if you're a bit stressed you may as well give it a go hahaha

 

[lukadore]

OK guys. i'm not going to lie. i expected a bit more of a turn out to get autographs and photos with me on town hall steps this afternoon.

the only person who got a photo taken with me was my mum, and i've got a feeling she did it because she felt sorry for me.

a couple of goth girls were checking me out for a bit, but i realised that was just because i had my fly undone.

FUCK YOU ALL. I'M A CELEBRITY NOW. FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE ONE.

 

[OK456]

They say to do either meditation or masturbation.

I take that most of you are better at the latter. I know I am.

 

[chingyloke]

ditto.

+1

 

[DimiD]

OK guys. i'm not going to lie. i expected a bit more of a turn out to get autographs and photos with me on town hall steps this afternoon.

the only person who got a photo taken with me was my mum, and i've got a feeling she did it because she felt sorry for me.

a couple of goth girls were checking me out for a bit, but i realised that was just because i had my fly undone.

FUCK YOU ALL. I'M A CELEBRITY NOW. FUCKING TREAT ME LIKE ONE.

It's EMO and for your information I'm a dude. --- EDIT: 10 pages WOOOOOO

 

[jonjoony]

Well that exam screwed me over.

 

[Random_z]

Is this a fukn joke! Bahahahahahahahaha oh man this is the fukds't shit iv read......the threads on this site get fukn stupider everyday!!!!!!!

 

[Enigmanation]

I don't know if this is unusual but i find it easier with the hand i don't write with..but thats maybe because sometimes i've got the mouse in my right hand so i need to use my other one...
OMG EPIC. I posted in a masturbation thread that ended up in the paper LMFAO.

Srsly proof or gtfo. No chick jacks it to porn.

 

[C-BAS]

This is one helluva thread......

 

[I Study Hard]

Srsly proof or gtfo. No chick jacks it to porn.

Girls get horny too you know *shrugs* I prefer Erotica>Porn but it depends on my mood. I don't really feel comfortable posting any pics here but i'm pretty sure last time i looked i was wearing a bra ;D

 

[Uncle]

guy posting as girl

 

[I Study Hard]

I don't get why it's so hard to believe i'm a girl but okay xD But it is true, girls masturbate...and some of watch porn/read erotica.

 

[jonjoony]

I dont think its hard to believe it's just...hard to believe?

 

[Dream-Theater]

I think you're better off using those 10 seconds to do something more productive.

 

[I Study Hard]

Yeah but think about it. Would you rather go into an exam and be really stressed and fidgety or would you want to go in relaxed and able to sit still for 3 hours. And..really??10 seconds? LOL If you've studies hard the extra 10-30minutes that you spend masturbating wouldn't have had a major impact anyway, you should already know that stuff.

 

[flaminwaffle]

I think you're better off using those 10 seconds to do something more productive.

Try the start stop technique.

 

[jessmooka]

Would you rather go into an exam and be really stressed and fidgety .

my god, how horny are you?