need cool pick up lines (1 Viewer)

[shinji]

omg..u have no sense of humour =="
even ur frend is better =="

and i swear u r the gayest person i have ever met
take this advice;
don't try keeping up a conversation with ppl hu ddnt wanna keep talking to u =]

u r like one of those ppl hu cant take jokes and think theyre so cool
being older doesnt mean ur cool u noe
it's about time u noticed. so stop trying to act like a hard kunt and get on with watever else ur doing

PENISMUNCHER!!!

It could also be said, that if you don't wanna talk to her, then simply don't reply. Simple. No?

 

[scaredytiger]

omg..u have no sense of humour =="
even ur frend is better =="

and i swear u r the gayest person i have ever met
take this advice;
don't try keeping up a conversation with ppl hu ddnt wanna keep talking to u =]

u r like one of those ppl hu cant take jokes and think theyre so cool
being older doesnt mean ur cool u noe
it's about time u noticed. so stop trying to act like a hard kunt and get on with watever else ur doing

i lol'ed. and sigged. it was too long

 

[naruto4life]

lols
i wanted to see her response =]
and im glad u agree

wells im off nows; gn ^^

 

[jordankuai22]

silly.

the answer: rohypnol

 

[conics2008]

fuck me dead, all i wanted is to get some laugh out of this thread. you guys are a bunch of losers that need a canned semen asap.

yahoo answers has better people.

just post some funny pick up lines. i NEED to laugh NOW!

 

[Will Shakespear]

you guys are a bunch of losers that need a canned semen asap.

wat.

 

[baekuai]

best pick up line:
Do you work at subway? cos u gave me a foot long.

 

[Darnie]

maths pick up lines:
i wish i were d/dx so i could find the area under your curves
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities
i wish i were d/dx so i could lie a tangent to those curves
Have you ever tripped over a tree? No? How about a root then?
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior

i laughed.
actually it made me lmao and then rofl too

 

[bigboyjames]

maths pick up lines:
i wish i were d/dx so i could find the area under your curves
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities
i wish i were d/dx so i could lie a tangent to those curves
Have you ever tripped over a tree? No? How about a root then?
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior

i laughed.
actually it made me lmao and then rofl too

that's the saddest shit ive ever heard in my life. srsly, your a thick headed fucktard for even laughing. grow up dim wit.

 

[Captian]

Fuck you landlubbers,
want to float my boat?

 

[axlenatore]

maths pick up lines:
i wish i were d/dx so i could find the area under your curves
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities
i wish i were d/dx so i could lie a tangent to those curves
Have you ever tripped over a tree? No? How about a root then?
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior

i laughed.
actually it made me lmao and then rofl too

HAHA those are pretty good
Maths: Hey babe im sine squared x and your cosine squared x together we make one
Chemistry: Got any EDTA its like to find the hardness of something
Your the exception to Le chateliers principle when i see you the pressure can not be relieved
Biology: Hey baby im an enzyme how about you be my complimentary substrate and we can bind together to form a new product
or the every popular im rich...

 

[sja]

Do you want a girl to like you for YOU

or do you want a girl to like you because you said some magical inexistent 'pick-up line' which swept her off her feet

 

[Riet]

I said it before and i;ll repeat.
"Hi, how are you going?"

 

[Wassup?]

Hi, you has nice boobies. Can I touch?

 

[sam04u]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is today (insert the correct date)?

Oh wait, I got that pick up line wrong. Let me make it upto you. (Coffee/Drink)


Or...

You can just not be a faggot and act normal.

 

[Wassup?]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is today (insert the correct date)?

Oh wait, I got that pick up line wrong. Let me make it upto you. (Coffee/Drink)


Or...

You can just not be a faggot and act normal.

But acting like a faggot is so much more fun!

Hey, you wouldn't have done Economics back when you were in school would you?

 

[sam04u]

But acting like a faggot is so much more fun!

You're right. Lets cover ourselves in glitter, wear panty hose, and listen to George Michael.

 

[jjsnax]

just go up to the chick. Randomly.
Look her up down.
and just be like:

WOW.

......


and then walk away.




haha luv it.

 

[wendus]

why are guys so disgusting.

 

[a.Limjoco]

why are people hating so hard on this thread ??? HAVE SOME FUN AND RELAX!