O/T - Calling on ABCs! Help!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Collin]

Thanks everyone, you're all invited to my orgy. .

 

[wrong_turn]

is there food at you're orgy?

 

[Collin]

is there food at you're orgy?

If you consider food to be each other's genitals, then yes, there will be a banquet of royal proportions.

 

[Jago]

I call dibs on Alicia and Chloe!!!

 

[Collin]

I'm the BDAY boy, I get the dibs .

 

[breaking]

hey colin i wanna get u sumthing for ur bday but i cant afford anything...... u got any "suggestions" of what u want?

 

[wrong_turn]

share the cake shall we??

 

[Frigid]

sharing is caring...

reminds me of jap groupy videos...

 

[Jago]

I'm the BDAY boy, I get the dibs .

dammit, well you can't have both of them you greedy bastard! adn what about the melons and janice and bubz and bbd and xiao?

Edit: wow, i almost forgot about mack!

 

[wrong_turn]

leave janice out of this! haha

 

[Frigid]

for your 20th bday, collin, i've decided to give you this:

"The new hi-tech invention of the sex industry allows to enjoy the pleasure of "distant sex." Each kit contains: a computer board, headphones and a microphone for naughty communication online.

Everything is complete with a vibrator or a vagina (depending on user's sex) - they are connected to personal computers through computer boards."

 

[Jago]

You heard collin, bday boy gets dips on his girl. (1 girl, ya greedy bastard)

 

[Collin]

Awww, Janice got my number off Justin and wished me happy birthday. What a sweet girl! *gush*

 

[Collin]

hey colin i wanna get u sumthing for ur bday but i cant afford anything...... u got any "suggestions" of what u want?

Hey breaking, come join mack and I for some poosex.

 

[xiao1985]

dammit, well you can't have both of them you greedy bastard! adn what about the melons and janice and bubz and bbd and xiao?

Edit: wow, i almost forgot about mack!

wut's bbd?!

and wut abt me?!

 

[Collin]

Xiao, you're not invited to my orgy.

 

[xiao1985]

no no no... i mean WUT abt me?!
ani way, xiaoie's off... =p

keke soz collin, didn't know twas ur bday =p
here's a belated (10 min late) bday card:

h bday ^^
*hands collin a virtual bday card~~~

 

[Collin]

Hey Xiao.. you stayed up till 12am!!!!! WTF? That's 3 hours past your bedtime man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LMF^^]

Happy bday Collin, yo bday iz my lucky day, I won mo than $100 today.

 

[paper cup]

for your 20th bday, collin, i've decided to give you this:

"The new hi-tech invention of the sex industry allows to enjoy the pleasure of "distant sex." Each kit contains: a computer board, headphones and a microphone for naughty communication online.

Everything is complete with a vibrator or a vagina (depending on user's sex) - they are connected to personal computers through computer boards."

how....

innovative.

wen, you know about the weirdest things.