My attempt at an online relationship:
trickx: Baby, I've been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
trickx: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, trickx.
trickx: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
trickx: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
trickx: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into an actually real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
trickx: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Thrashing of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
trickx: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
trickx: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
trickx: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit!
trickx: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts defensive attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
trickx: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. WW2 ends. Roosevelt steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
trickx: You still there baby?
trickx: My god, I think it's getting hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report you and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh fuck
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something