Pick Up Lines (1 Viewer)

[Mozanidas]

post your favourite pick up lines!
funny, serious, clever, whatever.
personally i like the funny ones.

these are a few of my favourites:

- you must have spanner eyes, because whenever you look at me my nuts tighten.

- do you believe guys think with their dick? (yeah.) well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

- im like chocolate. I’ll go straight to your ass.

- would you like to try an Australian kiss? it's just like a French kiss, but down under...

- i'm like dominos pizza. if I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

 

[Artemis.]

You know, I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

 

[Pacchiru]

http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=178810&highlight=pick+up+lines

http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=17815&highlight=pick+up+lines

http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=68963&highlight=pick+up+lines


sup search function

you should try it sometime.

 

[Mozanidas]

meh i didnt bother.

nothing wrong with a fresh thread.

 

[boris]

meh i didnt bother.

nothing wrong with a fresh thread.

yes there is

 

[Mozanidas]

i found a few more that took my fancy, lol.

wanna go halves on a bastard?

and

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

 

[Mozanidas]

yes there is

why?

 

[XPac2]

why?

if something is already posted we dont need another duplicate thread. it just makes for a messy bored.

 

[f e a r l e s s]

post your favourite pick up lines!
funny, serious, clever, whatever.
personally i like the funny ones.

these are a few of my favourites:

- you must have spanner eyes, because whenever you look at me my nuts tighten.

- do you believe guys think with their dick? (yeah.) well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

- im like chocolate. I’ll go straight to your ass.

- would you like to try an Australian kiss? it's just like a French kiss, but down under...

- i'm like dominos pizza. if I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

hahahahaHAHAHA

its very very laughable

 

[kooltrainer]

ur 2 over cos c
i lost my number, can i have yours
i want to be a tangent to ur curves

 

[shinji]

There's something wrong with my phone ... It doesn't have your number in it.

 

[aLexTasyy]

A+ fail.

i agree...epic fail

 

[kooltrainer]

whats A+?

 

[whatgotwhat]

here's my pick-up line:

"hi your tits are really good."

this one never works. and can you people stop with this "epic fail" crap? the pressure valve that is 4chan and other imageboards where these stupid catchphrases are popularized can no longer hold - the idiocy is starting to leak across to all parts of the internet like some malignant disease.

 

[x.christina]

"Hey, whats the time?"

Then we danced for the next half hour until the event ended and we had to go home.

 

[OdeToAnAndroid]

I can run faster aroused than you can scared.