I went with the wedding photo, told a story about my best mate getting married and how his new missus was getting all clucky on him and he wouldn't go out doing crap with me anymore, then I got scared half-way through that I might get a Feminazi marker and finished along the lines of "Well, we might not be able to go sky-diving anymore but I suppose that's a good thing, it's very dangerous!"
Well, obviously better than that, but you know..