Random Protips for life (2 Viewers)

[klaris]

judge people on how they treat their inferior

FML. Stupid big blocks of writing when I press Enter. GRRR.

Also: Girls, wearing heavy make-up makes you look like a hooker (as does shopping exclusively at Supre).

Be nice, but not naive.

Don't be a smartass unless you want your teeth smashed in by an addict.

 

[Cee.]

- Friends come and go. That's just life.
- Treat someone the way you want to be treated.
- Stop caring so much about things that don't matter.
- You can't make everyone like you. There will be always someone that will dislike you.

 

[klaris]

Yay. No more blocks of writing. Now my post is easy to read

 

[_trickster_]

Dont Bend Over (especially in a public shower)

Life is like cod 4 veteran level, its fucking hard, but you get used to it

Dont close the blast doors..................to your heart

When life gives you lemons, you begin to hate God's metaphors.

Practical:
Birthdays are a new beginning, NOT a reason to hate your life so far
Advice is never free, ever
Computers are cool, if youre cool to them
Taking a step forward usually means taking a step back somewhere else

 

[Kolya]

A good friend will bust you out of jail, your best friend will be in there with you

Don't be a cynic

It's better to be a plesantly surprised pessimist than a disappointed optimist

There's only one catch, and it's Catch-22

 

[tommykins]

Only respect those who respect you back.

lol are you serious mate

 

[ehtefaz.hedayet]

Pick up the chicks ulehh.

 

[Uncle]

Dont Bend Over (especially in a public shower)=

you didnt learn that the hard way did you?
dropping the soap.

Life is like cod 4 veteran level, its fucking hard, but you get used to it

 

[_trickster_]

you didnt learn that the hard way did you?
dropping the soap.

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

never leave the toilet seat up.